Thousands of free stories. Support your favorites when you're ready.
Showing stories tagged with #sport Clear filter
An amateur golfer hit his ball into the rough. After searching for several minutes, he finally located it, sitting right on top of a large anthill.
What do you call a literary fish. Salmon Rushdie!.
Q: What did the football say to the football player. A: I get a kick out of you..
Footballers can't play rugby, they're too attached to their helmets.
In chess you always say "Check" when you're going to take the opponents king. Well, you don't see the linemen on defense in football tell the quarterback "we're gonna blitz!!".
How do you make a snooker table laugh. Put your hands in its pockets and tickle it's balls!.
I spoke to the 100 meter champion today. I asked him what he did it in. "T Shirt, shorts and trainers" he replied..
I just love bike-cycling at night in the summer, to feel the wind in my hair and the warm air in my face..
enough with the England jokes, they've been going on 4-2 long.
Italy wins the penalty shoot out. We all boo and swear then we hear: woohoo. Then we shout: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!.
England and penalties. X X X X X X X X X X X X X X.
Asked my personal fitness trainer how long I should take to recover between sessions. Apparently I should be ok with 7 years..
I am an Evertonian, and from the Scottish league I follow Celtic.
Are you, are you Coming to the tree Where they strung up a man they say murdered three. Strange things did happen here No stranger would it be If we met up at midnight in the hanging tree.
For anyone that has, or indeed anyone that hasn't seen any Euro 2012 football. The hosts, Poland and Ukraine have been a breath of fresh air, much like South Africa in 2010 and here's why.
Germany vs Portygal 1-0 Italia vs Spain 1-1 Irland vs kroati, i think it's gonna be 3-2 maybe 1-2.
The footballs thick and fast..time to sit with a glass of Amber nectar ...and chill .....
Tomorrow it begins.. The battle of Europe will start all over , but , in a friendly manner . Which nation will be crowned as Champions . My heart says Sweden.. My brain says ... , Holland .
As I made my way out of Wembley in the evening sun with my son and daughter , I thought “Can I really pick myself up and dust myself down for another season after today?” The answer is not at the...
Has anyone got tickets for the 2012 Olympics. If yes, what are you going to see?.
When you stand there in the streets and the only thing that you have is a ball. You can't help but to dream , dream about the crowd and about that feeling when you accomplish something.
I was having lunch with a chess champion the other day. I knew he was a chess champion coz he took 20mins to pass the salt..
I found this on Twitter about a year ago. Since then, it seems to have disappeared. For the purpose of preserving this for all time, here it is, as best as I can remember it.
Apparently Polish fans have threatened to plough up England's training pitch in the middle of the night. Shocking news - even their hooligans work harder than ours..