Conversation With My Little Brother
Shit happens. But why. I don't know it's life. How come. Cause it's lifes' fucked up job. Oh that's always fun..
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Shit happens. But why. I don't know it's life. How come. Cause it's lifes' fucked up job. Oh that's always fun..
Girl: Hey mum. Got great news. Mum: You got 100 on your Maths test?. Girl: I said great news. Not a bloody christmas miracle!.
Fair is foul and foul is fair.
(the sun is shining and Jade skipping down the hill) Jade: oh come on dad. (nick her dad is slowly trotting behind her) Nick:I'm tired , I'm gonna go to sleep here Jade: ok, tum te tu-arghhh.
(scene set in an office.At one side of the room there is a desk and black and White pictures are hung on the wall) Emily:Ooh. That's it!. I'm so SICK of having to do this boring work all the time!.
-Scene four; cat walks into an office, finding a bunch of flowers on her desk. Over voice reads the note. Overvoice: hey cat. Happy birthday. Sorry you had to work, tonight meet me at Nano's at eight.
Main cast:Katie miles betsy Watton and ally smith. Scene 1. Katie arrives on her skateboard and crashes into 2 girls. Katie:omg I'm so sorry.
Person: Hello Mirror: Hello Person: Stop copying what I do and say. Mirror: Stop copying what I do and say. Person: I'm going to kill you. Mirror: I'm going to kill you. Person: AAAAAHHHHH!!.
Man: hello Woman: hello, what's your name. Man: my name is man, what's yours. Woman: mine is woman Tada!!!!.
Makayla:Hey,what are you guys and girls doing on Friday. Kenzzie:No,my mom and I are going on a trip to Indiana. Cody:Sure,why not. Emma:With Cody. Amy:What do we bring.
John: You seem upset. Joanna: Fuck off. John: What side of your bed is the wrong side. Joanna: What. John: And what side did you say you woke up on?.
Setting 1-Stuck inside a house, bored. Mum: (softly) It's a great day, how about we go for a picnic. Jenny: (excitedly) Oh boy. I'd love to go for a picnic. Sam: (excitedly) Yea' that sounds great.
-Forgive me Madame, or should I say Madamoiselle. -I beg your pardon I'm afraid I don't happen to know you. -And I'm afraid I don't know you either. -Then neither of us know each other. -Exactly.
Phone voice: Please leave a message after the tone. You: *sigh* Phone: Beeeep You: How rude. *You cut off the phone* A few days later. Phone:you have one message.
"The stars move still, time runs, the clock will strike, the Devil will come, and Faustus must be damn'd. O, I'll leap up to my God. Who pulls me down.
Remember that the most beautiful things in the world are the most useless. - John Ruskin, The Stones of Venice, I.
-Scene three; Cat and Harry are on stage. There is many people around them. They are opposite sides of the stage. Cat is talking to her friend, leah. Leah: so, is Alex going to turn up.
Look like th'innocent flower, but be the serpant under it..
A funny bittersweet moment from the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee.
Lights up. A drug dealer stands alone on stage. A man walks by to collect his 'order' discretely. The man exits. Enter another man. MAN (in a strong cockney accent): Have you got my cocaine.