The Flying Cat
One morning I woke up, only to find, 'Theres Little paw prints scattered everywhere', is what I thought in my mind.
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The Opuss Tale Part 1
#TheOpussTale Once upon a time there was a land of spells, creatures, poems and story telling. The huge Kingdom of Opuss, t'was said to be created by a Serpentine Feline God named SeaMonster.
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Untitled
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
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The Bluejay's Lecture
(A collaboration btwn ckahn and VikingHorn) That bluejay sure has something to say. Squawkity squawk at me all day. As I putter in my yard, I try very hard, To decipher if he's angry or gay.
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The Sheep And Lollipop
Okay so I came up with this when I was about 6 but I still ❤ it!.
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Cool Wristwatch!
So, The dog was winding the wristwatch, And I noticed it was mine "What do you want with my favorite watch.
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Texts From My Dog 80
STOP BARKING IM TRYING TO SLEEP DOG: I'm doing the twilight bark Like in 101 Dalmatians. That's a REAL thing. DOG: duh, yeah Who are you talking to. DOG: Ted the Terrier next door What did he say.
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Discovering Opuss.
There was a little kitten, Whose paws were very small, Her fur was a dark yellow, And she wasn't very tall.
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Topsey And Turbey
Once upon a time Topsey and Turbey went into the woods and found a huge gingerbread house. Topsey and Turbey were so excited that they bounced and hoped all the way there as fast as they could.
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Nessie's Mirror
#sixwords improv @eddie12309. Beastie swimming in the deepest lake,. Leather-green skin, neck like a snake,. Found a mirror on the beach left long ago,. "It's a magic mirror!" proclaimed Mr Crow,.
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Texts From My Dog 77
DOG: Mr Postman's just made his delivery... Leave him alone DOG: he thinks he's going to get away with it Leave. Him.
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My Tiny Dog.
I have the teeniest weeniest dog with a very troublesome problem, it likes to croak as if its a frog but mostly just roar's like a lion.
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Jammy Dodger Cat Challenge
I walk in to the vets, & he says unto me "Hello Miss Allard, What may your problem be?" I shift and look uncomfortable, It really isn't right, I'm clutching three pet carriers ever so tight.
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Silence!
Pissy, petty pussy cat, Sick of secrets kept, Thought the kingdom would be better, If everybody slept.
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Craziville - Escaped
3 failed escape attempts had got him down He was resigned to never leaving this Craziville town......
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The Wonderland
Once upon a time, there lived a little, ginger cat called Opuss. He was no ordinary cat, oh no, he had the amazing gift of storytelling. What's that you say. A talking cat. Yes indeed.
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Up There Dumb No.2
Me textin my cat in heaven... Me: What's up. Cat: What's up, where. Me: Let me rephrase it, What u up 2. Cat: Oh right, having a pawicure. Me: O-K...weird....what's that. Cat: An animal pedicure.
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Albatross
I flew on the back of an albatross,. After a day of eating applesauce,. He told me how to look both ways,. When making flowery bouquets,. And that the ocean was the sky,.
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Plagiarising Polly Want A Cracker?
Polly the Parrot Did like her carrots, But not as much as her crackers, She'd natter away Record voices through the day And play them back, the day's chatter.
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A Fine Night
Sorry for self inclusion on this one- but I've always wanted to be in a fairytale...& this is probably my only chance.
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Cheshire Grin
The wolves were circling the gathering mass, Trying, straining to hear them, but alas, Some evil spell cut them off, A sticky blue bubble of sorts, Alpha sent a message by the trees, To OOG HQ, send...
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David & His New Parrot.
David received a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and worse vocabulary. Every other word was an obscenity.
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Parrots & Chickens!
A man bought a parrot, the type that repeated everything you said. Well, the parrot used to live in a home were the owners swore..... ALOT!!. When the parrot was re-homed, he swore and Swore and...
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The Rude Parrot
"David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word.
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