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Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
ada aha alula A membranous lobe at the base of each wing of a dipterous insect.
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S o, this is my quote today; H ow do you LIKE it. I took a whole 2mins tonight T o make it this great, ok.
A riddle I wrote today whilst walking the dog.
My elders have gone crazy, Because they say I'm lazy, So they're trying to make me good. They think that it'll help my mood, And it probably could, If they switch around all my food.
There's been a murder, someone was killed, Found in the kitchen near a bowl partially filled. A pair of policemen went into the bright blue house and questioned the poor murdered someone's spouse.
I'm going round the bend. But then I realised it was straight. I'm losing my marbles. But I never had any in the first place... As mad as a march hare, Why are they mad anyway.
Eye halve a spelling checker It came with my pea sea, It plainly marques four my revue Miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Stomachs don't rumble when they're hungry, The moon isn't made of cheese, So stop telling these useless lies, No one believes them, please.
#adventchallenge T hough you've really had enough, there's always room for more U ndo your belt and trousers so your gut rests on the floor R eally all you want is some booze to drown the...
Jokes 1. What did the policeman say to his stomach. Ur under a-vest 2. What did the banana say to the doctor. Im not peeling well. 3. How did the egg cross the road. It scrambled. 4.
So there was 3 monkeys in the park blowing bubbles. The police arrive and say "Don't you know it's a crime to blow bubbles in the park" So he take them to jail they go to court the next morning.
M oon in the sky like a pizza pie. E verything in place like a puzzle. T ogether real tight like we were ply. A lmost no sound, like a muzzle. P ossibilities are endless, like infinity.
I take it you already know Of tough and bough and cough and dough. Others may stumble, but not you, On hiccough, thorough, lough and through. Well done.
A is for advent, the time of year B is for bells and boxes of beer C for the carols of mangers and stables D for drinking yourself under the table E for the excitement Christmas brings F is for FIVE...
There's h- in hello, And good in goodbye, Even though you can't let go, I guess you'll have to try.
#adventchallenge Wrapping is a temptress. Wrapping is coy. Catches your eye with a dirty wink, Urges you to it destroy. ''You want to get inside me, Open up my body...'' she purrs.
#adventchallenge December 6th 2012 & our challenge is to write about Holly. Well, let's start with what I know about Holly. It's spikey. It's green. Yup. That's it. Pretty short entry today then.
#verbalheinz It tantalisingly trickles from my soft full lips With every sensual syllable With every voluptuous vowel. Making love with wanton words Moist mouth parted Playful tongue on teeth.
#adventchallenge I am an advent gift, what am I. I am 12inches long, I can fit in a thong, If you hold me, I'll turn on Got a dark bedroom. Bring me along.
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket.
I was walking along a short beach yesterday and I noticed a seagull flying above my head. In fact there were many a seagull flying about it.
(Sexual misconceptions) Roses are Red, Nuts are Brown, Skirts go up, Pants come down, Body to body, Skin to skin, When it's stiff stick it in.