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The interviewer asked him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replied, "Yes, caffeine." The interviewer asked him, "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" He replied, "Yes, I was in the...
EMPLOYEE NOTICE: Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, National has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 55 years of age and above on early,...
It's almost time, I'm almost there, Standing on end with excitement my hairs, Body tingles with delight, I'm almost there, Chest getting tight.
It's not very good, however there were a few funny jokes I found (some aren't even jokes, but still..) I didn't make ANY of these up, so I can't can't take the credit....or the blame... 1. Anagram...
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.She reduced altitude and spotted a man below.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
A long time ago now I can remember working with my brother and father in our family business. The three of us were standing around the counter.
Rude joke to start the day. A fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He asks her anyway & offers 1000 if she'll have sex with him.
My job is not on your short-list, I am an economist. My grandma thought that I would bake, I put her right, honest mistake. A job based on demand supply, No-one ever wonders why.
You call me up at 5am Tell me that you can't work today, You've hurt your ankle. You think it's a sprain. You're son is ill, Oh what a pain. Your dog ate your rota.
Fella fancies a girl in his office but she has a boyfriend. He approaches her anyway & offers her £1000 if she'll have sex with him.
Wouldn't it be a funday if my boss came to work as a clown. But she's such a miserable bitch she'd sport a frown. Wouldn't it be a funday if my boss came to work with laugh and cheer.
Oh well lunch break over. Back to daily grind. I look in nooks and crannies. For any mischief I can find. Searching for a victim. A little prank to pull. But it's a little tricky.
1. You work for an acronym, on an acronym, and your job title is an acronym. 2.
Today when I was at work I went up to the loo A pungent odour hit my nose Someone had done a poo.
'Right,' said Pudgy Polly As she woke on Monday morn.
Ever feel under pressure From the tasks you're being sent. Bubbling with foreboding, Like a volcano needing to vent. If your answer is yes, Then listen closely dear.
A co-ordinated 9am charge to the kettle in work. All of the dancers in need of their fix. Some on coffee, some on tea. Others have fruit brews which "have the same effect".
In every meeting ever held, There is a constant sight. They just can't seem to help themselves, The doodler on the right.
A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
Sat here at work thinking of you, No signal to update. I don't know what to do. Im bored out of my mind wondering what time work will end. Not having any 3G drives me round the bend.
This is the story of four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F " (letters only).
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.