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I did NOT make this Old Godzilla was hopping around Tokyo City like a big playground When suddenly Batman burst from the shade and hit Godzilla with a Batgrenade Godzilla got ticked and began to...
Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand.
One upon a NikNak pack, underneath a hedge, lived the happiest Goblin ever. ......... and his name was Reg.
the funniest blonde joke I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
“'Oh, Ben… No, no, not– Yah. Ooohhh…'” “'I love you, my darling.'” “'And I love you' BD. BD. Wake up!” BD abruptly woke from his dream, shaken by Nate.
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
One day there was a goblin called bilbo he went around, with his satchel filled with horns all different shapes and sizes, bursting elves ear drums with his horns.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face...
Ok, people, better limber up Before you try this one out. Many have had injuries From doing this and mucking about.
Jack was a happy chappy Even though he was poor He was given some beans He wondered whatever for.
"Jenny dear, it's your own fault you picked the knickers with strawberries all over them!" called mum. " I thought they were rather cute." mumbled Jenny.
Chick chick chick chick chicken Why won't you lay your eggs for me. It's not like we're cruel to you Or make you work for free.
'Right,' said Pudgy Polly As she woke on Monday morn.
*1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.* *2.
It was going to take him ages, to get there, he couldn't fly. Not like those silly fairies, bumble bees and butterflies.
A blonde received a certificate for helicopter flying lessons for her birthday. One day she was bored and decided to take advantage of the opportunity.
Hero Vs. Villain. Villain says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!. I'm EEEEEEEEEEEVIL!!. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* sorry, hold on...
~ I didn't write this, funny though A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
[explicit content. Contains references to penises.
A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, 'Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!' After a few seconds, Little David stood up.
A burglar broke into a home and was looking around. He heard a soft voice say, "Jesus is watching you". Thinking it was just his imagination, he continued his search.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.
I knew a girl With a condition, Most baffling though I'm no physician; For with any kind Of cough or sneeze, From out her bottom ( | -) - - - - • Would fly peas.
About last night. What a sorry sight. For my birthday bash. We all got lashed. Fun was had by all. Apart from my ankle, post fall. Lots of cards I had. My presents were rad. The wine was a flowing.