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Press the like button if you are in love...❤.
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Top 5 things we say in school: 1. What time is it. 2. I'm hungry 3. I don't get it 4. I wanna go home 5. What do we have to do?.
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Grass
The grass is always greener on the other side. It's probably artificial turf!.
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I love school. I love sarcasm..
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Stalking
"You can't make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them & hope they panic & give in.".
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Fishing
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot..
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George Bush
I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them. - George Bush.
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Busses
To catch a bus, first one must think like a bus..
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Failure
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch.
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Hard Work
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet. They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson.
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Unique
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else..
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Time
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz.
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Success
The road to success is always under construction..
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Stars
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling..
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Penny
You remind me of a penny, two faced and worthless Haha!.
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Grocery
Last night I went to a 24-hour grocery. When I got there, the guy was locking the front door. I said, "Hey, the sign says you're open 24 hours." He goes: "Not in a row!" Steven Wright.
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Smarts Of An Idiot
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience..
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I know I'm late… sorry!
RANDY JACKSON PRESENTS AMERICA'S BEST DANCE CREW. YEAH BITCH. ALWAYS AN ASIAN IS IN THE WINNING CREW. Yeah Buddy!.
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I Hate It When...
When Americans call chips "French fries". When Americans call crisps "Chips". When Americans call chocolate globbernaughts "Candy bars". When Americans call motorized rollinghams "Cars".
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Top Quotes In My School
1) Just Stop. 2) Ratchet. 3) Triflin' Bruh. 4) Heiffer. 5) Bitch Please!.
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Driving Poets Society
Carpe viam - seize the road!.
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Confusion
Confusion is that state of mind between comprehension and Daniel Radcliffe..
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Studying
Have you ever noticed that the word 'studying' is a mixture of 'student' and 'dying'?!.
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