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The film is about love, family and lost. It's a great movie from the beginning till the end. The story is wonderfully capturing. My eyes were on the screen all the time.
Yo mama so fat she sat on a dollar and 100 pennies came out Yo mama so old that her bible is autographed Yo mama so fat she layed down on the beach and everyone said free willy.
A blonde walks into a pet store and 10 minutes later, she walks outside smiling. The clerk then see's a goldfish flopping on the floor so he runs out and asks the blonde, "why are you so happy miss?".
'A blonde buys two horses. Se can't tell them apart. A neighbour suggests that she cut the tail of one. That worked fine until the other horse got his tail stuck in a bush and tore.
Oh - Toad in the 'Ole, Toad in the 'Ole, Nuthin' fills you up like good ol' Toad in the 'Ole.
A blonde and brunette works in a coffee shop but theirs no business around so they watch the tv in the back. They were watching the 6:00 news . The news was about a man who jumped off a cliff.
There was a virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it. Her grandmother says, "Sit here and let me tell you about those young boys.
A man bought a parrot, the type that repeated everything you said. Well, the parrot used to live in a home were the owners swore..... ALOT!!. When the parrot was re-homed, he swore and Swore and...
You're quiet. Where are you. DOG: I've been planning a sneak attack. On me. DOG: that's right punk Lol, you can't sneak.
"David recieved a parrot for his birthday. The parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and a worse vocabulary. Every other word was a swear word.
While having a few hours too kill this afternoon, and playing the £0.02 arcade game with the baby, trying my hardest to make my £1 worth of 2ps last. When I noticed a gold bullion bar in the £0.10p.
Anyway, as I was saying, Terrence the whelk was a happy whelk. He enjoyed days out at the bus depot, sticking himself to windows, knitting monkey trousers and chasing horses in the fields.
It seemed that it had been a while, for Travis Maclean that is, that the sun shined on the hateful school that was Green Hill High. He adjusted his shoulder bag, and undid his top button.
There was a hotel, and in the rooms there was a balcony, one day 3 friends lived in 3 rooms with balconies all above each other.
While working at a pizza parlor, I observed a man ordering a small pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6.
Yesterday was unbelievable. I thought it was going to be a good day, but I was wrong.
Went into the music shop to buy a new guitar But they were all to pricey, too much cash by far The elderly shopkeeper fixed me with a grin Handed me a triangle and a case to keep it in He said please...
John took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked the man. "I want to get weighed," said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds.
On little Larry's first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, 'I don't belong here, I should be in third grade!' The teacher looked at little...
There were two lovers, who were really into spiritualism and reincarnation.
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...
Three men go on holiday abroad together. The tourist office informs them that there is only one hotel in town with vacancies.
Teacher: So it's a big wave going in one direction. Me. One direction?. Teacher: Yes now Everyone-- Me: else in the room can see it Teacher: what.
One day there were three women they walked into a pet shop and a parrot shouted from the corner “pink, grey, red!” “Thats funny” says the first women, “I ve got red knickers on!” then the second...