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If I'm not back in 5mins, just wait longer!.
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Wise Words
If you can't be a shining example, be a horrible warning. - Stephen Fry, QI..
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Languages
Learning languages is hard, I would wish that everyone spoke the same language, but with my luck the universal language wouldn't be English :/.
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Sigh
Broke Guy- Hey, do you know how I can get money fast. Cause I'm broke. Other Guy- Sure, but you gotta pay me for the information..
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Justin Bieber
One of my friends said: "You know everyone says Justin Bieber is gay. Well, as far as I know, you can only be gay if you're male." So funny!.
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Two Faced
"If you are going to be two faced, at least make one of them pretty." Marilyn Monroe..
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Untitled
so it went - my friend Sofie.
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Fml
Life is like boys, fuck it when it's get hard.
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The Joker
Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stranger..
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Maths
There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count and those who can't..
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Taking It Literally
I went to a record shop and said 'What have you got by The Doors?' He said, 'A bucket of sand and a fire blanket.' -- Tim Vine.
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Untitled
There's three types of people in this world... Those who can count, and those who can't..
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Sleepy Time
Okay I got to go for wee rest hehe I'll be back up amusing use with my message things night ;).
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Sleepy Time
Okay I got to go for wee rest hehe I'll be back up amusing use with my fcked up message things love you night :).
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Sleepy Time
Okay I got to go for wee rest hehe I'll be back up amusing use with my fucked up message things love you night :).
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Sleepy Time
Okay I got to go for wee rest hehe I'll be back up amusing use with my fucked up message things love you night :).
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Untitled
Gona have to admit this :L I used to be scared of the tellytubbies scary fuckers.
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Untitled
I'm I the only one that gets freaked out when someone says u smell nice.
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Why you askin all them questions
You think Im dumb. You think Im stupid. You think I love you. Do I look like cupid?!.
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Whatever!
famous use quote by me "It's an asian thing bitch!" famous quote used by my friend "least us niggas got a big ass!".
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:) Funny
spongebob: patrick!!. i got news. i got news. patrick: i do to. spongebob: you go first. patrick: i found out where boogers come from. spongebob: where. *whispers* spongebob: ew really.
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Lethargy Warning
There are 3 warning signs for Lethargy: 1. Weariness 2. Low enthusiasm 3. Some other thing.
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A day without sunshine is like, you know......night........
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"Flying is learning to throw yourself at the ground and miss." -Douglas Adams.
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