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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, Where the heck is the ceiling?!.
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I said I was the greatest. I never said I was the smartest. - Muhammad Ali.
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I overheard a little boy ask his Mum "why is the sky throwing rocks at us?" during a hailstorm. Childhood innocence can be so adorable!.
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Sleeping
Sleeping is my drug, My bed is my dealer, And my alarm clock is the police..
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Sometimes you are the windshield, sometimes you are the bug - Mark Knopfler.
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My Grandad
My grandad is bald he has lost his hair and that is why flies are landing there..
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Goats
Does anyone else get the feeling that goats are a lot cleverer than humans?.
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Them
"They say..." Who are they?.
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Change
Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine..
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Red Lorry
Red lorry, yellow lorry, red lorry, Yellow lorry... Well you get the point.
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Money Can Buy Happiness
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping.
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It Takes Skill…
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
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Smile ;)
I smile because I have no idea what's going on….
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I Believe
I can believe things that are true and things that aren't true and I can believe things where nobody knows if they're true or not.
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Dr Seuss
When beetles fight these battles in a bottle with their paddles and the bottle's on a poodle and the poodle's eating noodles...
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“There is no weapon in the feminine armory to which men are so vulnerable as they are to a smile.” Dorothy Dix..
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So who's heard of Kik?….
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Cat Question
Hi guys. I know the answer to this question-wondering if anyone else knows it!. Ginger cats are always______ Leave your answer in the comments!.
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Hulk
"You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Especially because I back up my rage with facts and well documented sources". - The Credible Hulk..
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Hell?
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term.
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Memory
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film..
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"Is it just me, or am I alone in thinking this?" -Me.
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I swear, on Facebook, if I get any more 'iPad 3' messages….
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Insanity does not run through my family. Rather, it takes a stroll through, getting to know everyone personally..
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