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#household. Your favourite poster. Is actually one of me. It's hidden in your locker. So no one else can see. It shows my body naked. With my head bowed. It shows our growing baby.
#household. It seems my favourite poster. Cannot be bought in stores. Won't find it on a wall. Or covering holes in doors. Not readily available. Nor hidden in plain sight. Contains many images.
Hey man, watcha doin. My parents are outta town. I'm havin a few friends over. You wanna come around. Sure that's cool, I got no plans, that sounds like fun to me.
#Household - favourite poster. Oh, my favourite poster, Is not one but them all: For what I have done, myself, Is collaged up my wall.
#household "Dance like no one is watching, Love like you've never been hurt, Sing like no one is listening, Live like this is heaven on earth." - W. W. Purkey et al..
My favourite poster So hard to choose For all Opussians Should win, not lose I cannot decide Who posts the best work So to pick just one person I will have to shirk Beautiful Opusses Written so...
Lost my Internet again. Moaned and whined. Got it all sorted. Yet now I don't mind. Because I won the Household. I'll say it again. I won it, ecstatic. No more Internet-pain. THANK YOU. Now, folks.
You've been here for years You've wiped our tears Comforted us when we collapsed from fears Silently mopped up spilled beers We never appreciated your presence in our lives Forgot you protected us...
#household. Auntie Jean. Our dear departed. Set light to carpet. When she farted. I'd never known. Since I was a lad. Methane gas. That smelt so bad. We moved her body. Poor old soul. Noticed that.
#HOUSEHOLD The hills are sharp and coarsely sandy, rocks like brown and broken teeth. The mornings warm, the climb demanding. Walking often where it's steep.
#household He arrived in town with a carpet bag, promising potions for things that sag, cream for sadly hairless gents, paper roses, inflatable tents.
#Household @Burrfoot This carpet's worn, This carpet's torn, This carpet's full of heart. It's watched us grow, As children show, A life it's been a part.
#household. They rolled back the carpet. To see what lay underneath. To their puzzlement. An old trap door was hidden beneath. Looking at each other. They tried the rusty latch.
#household Girls.
Come, sit next to the fire We'll go on a journey To faraway lands, or back in time Enjoy the mystery.
I have a solar panel Fixed upon my skull It powers a sex machine One that's never dull. When I see a combover I can't help but grin Especially when it's horizontal In an unforgiving wind.
#HOUSEHOLD "Why is it plunging at us?" our young daughter wailed. Hissing teeth and whirling claws camped at the top stair rail. 4 of us held hostage, hide behind the bedroom door.
#household I like a bit of RUMPY PUMPY There upon the floor But if things get a bit frisky There's nothing I hate more Carpet burns..
The floor of my room has history The green carpet means a lot to me. It's been tread many times before This house was built just before the war.
#household I have a dog called Spot He isn't very tall You really would be lucky If you noticed him at all Likes to eat his dinner From the drivers seat His bed is in the ashtray (it isn't very...
#HOUSEHOLD. Harry was a Great Magician. His tricks were World renowned. When he's on stage his audience don't make a sound. Making people disappear was his favourite trick.
#household Tender fingers picked apart my mind, It unravelled in your hands so kind, Chestnut eyes examined me all, Now you know me, and still stand tall, Forever next to me and happy, (Even when...
With trepidation I look down At my toes The board wet Beneath my feet My arms, a diamond Pointing to the heavens Above.
I've heard a noise downstairs And my weapon's aloft. (The plunger from the loo) Wishing I was Lara Croft. It's 12:36 on Saturday night Heard a crash as I got into bed.