You Sir, Are An Ignoramus!
*long nonsensical post + swearing. "Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise". (From the poem by Thomas Gray 1742).
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*long nonsensical post + swearing. "Where ignorance is bliss, tis folly to be wise". (From the poem by Thomas Gray 1742).
I want to run bare foot in the cold icy white snow. I want to know when Elephants die where do they go. I want to see a Bengal Tiger in the forests of India.
Vargulf silently ushered us into his flat.
Punch a few noses Silly Smee And the bully boys will let you be Those lines are part of a poem I always meant to write but never did, a ghost from my East End schooldays that I always...
Fun xmas challenge: Pick a xmas song/hymn and turn it into a parody.
Inspired by several books that I've read, that I can't really remember the names of. "You can't do this!" The last words I spoke before they took me away. How wrong I was.
Try to finish this opuss using these rules: 1. U read a question, then answer the one u think will get u further. 2. When you've answered, you go to which number it says to go to. 3.
'Abby...' Adam yelled from the kitchen, I could already hear him coming thundering upstairs. I clasped at the base of my stomach, I was doubled over in pain. I felt a wet liquid slide down my legs.
Looking around, I saw nothing but trees. Then I saw the eyes, odd yellow eyes, and they didn't scare me. There were just two watching me, one wolf watching me.
"I told Lampton about Beauty last night. He was shocked to realise that she was my sister but he knows who she is, she's the reason why his eldest brother, Charming, ran away.
Sorry it's been a while since I posted the last few chapters but here is chapters 10&11. Enjoy.
#100things I have not yet seen an #100things Opuss with a hundred things listed on it, so I am determined to do it all in one.
I slipped quietly out of the passenger door and crept around to the trunk, popping it open to reveal the cache of weapons.
Five people in two years have been found murdered on the side of the B10 dual carriage way to Cheshum.
22 said to 88: "You've both been looking fat of late; Perhaps you both should join a gym, And minus some to be more slim?" _ _ ________ ( o ) ( o ) / we're...
Truth Hurts Part Fifteen -------Christopher's Point Of View------- The car ran the red light. All that went through my head was Lisa. I couldn't move my arms, so I just kept going forward.
Please let me know what you think in the comments :) >>>>> As I thought back I realised I had never been in more trouble in my life.
"Einsamkeit" I avoke to zhe infernal sound of mein alarm clock. How I vish vun day I could just sleep. Aaaaaaaaaahh, blissful sleep. Hey. Don't write this with mein accent. I hate these Americans.
Chapter 11 - No More Sacrifice -one week later- Tears ran silently down her cheeks as she sat gripping her knees to her chest.
-TIFFANY- "Hello again" I said, coming in with a chair, Sandy following closely behind with another.
#updatedversionofapreviouspostasIstillfindthisincrediblyfrustrating!!.
Again, sorry for the wait. Hope you enjoy it. :) Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep... "Hello. Hello. She's unresponsive. Her heart rate's increasing.
Hey guys, This is chapter 13. Hope you like it Chapter 13 Wingless Lucas screamed in pain. I knew why, I knew how and I could see the pictures in my head.
YAY. Finally. I really like this part. It's been relaxing to write, as I don't have as much homework now. :D enjoy ;) •Chapter 10 - I Deserved It• •Ammi• I still can't register it all at once.