WILL.I.AM
"I don't have tactics, I have tictacs. Cuz I'm fresh, Holla!" -Will.i.am. xx.
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Vanity
"Publicising your own quotes is the height of vanity" - Me.
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Life's Best Things
The best things in life are not things..
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Happiness
Money doesn't buy happiness, but I'd much rather cry in a mansion..
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Burger
I heard a man in front of me at McDondal's.. "I want a cheeseburger, without cheese"...
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Lord Of The Rings Two Towers Quote
Gimli: Oh come on, we can take 'em. Aragorn: It's a long way. Gimli: Toss me. Aragorn: What. Gimli: I can not jump the distance, you'll have to toss me.
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Lord Of The Rings Quote
Frodo: You're late. Gandalf: A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to..
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Lord Of The Rings Quote
Gimli: Nobody tosses a dwarf..
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Lord Of The Rings Quote
Bilbo: My dear Bagginses and Boffins, Tooks and Brandybucks, Grubs, Chubbs, Hornblowers, Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfoots. Everard Proudfoot: Proudfeet!.
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Lord Of The Rings Quote
Elrond: Nine companions. So be it. You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring. Pippin: Great. Where are we going?.
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Untitled
Phrase of the day - Hick up An email sent to me a while back referred to a "hick up" on Friday. I'm sure the sender meant hiccough, but I've come up with the following definition: Hick up (n).
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R•I•P
The awkward moment when you die because you didn't forward that chain mail on to the next ten people….
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C'mon Girls!
Hold your head high, and your middle finger higher. Let him know what he's missing..
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"I should have done a degree in mutual attraction, instead of law. It would have been a lot more useful.
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Oh Grandpa…
I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car….
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;) Lol ;)
Nice story, Is it your life story. Cause it certainly changed my life….
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Babe, Just build a bridge and get over it….
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Words To Live By
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience..
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Y•O•L•O
Dance like the photo’s not being tagged, Love like you’ve never been unfriended, Sing like nobody’s following, Share like you care, And do it all like it won’t end up on youtube!.
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Always
"If you fall, I'll be there" - the floor.
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Scottish Wisdom
Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk..
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You have to stay in shape. My Grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. ~ Ellen DeGeneres.
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Grandfather
"My grandfather always said, "Don't watch your money; watch your health." So one day while I was watching my health, someone stole my money. It was my grandfather.".
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Being Crazy Is A Good Thing
“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells” ~Dr.Seuss.
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