A Pressing Need
It's body's made of metal, it's voice spells out your death, you'll see it's glowing eye on you, with your final breath.
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No Need For A Plumber.
#household P lease call the plumber In my books the number. L eave the sink alone please don't make me moan.
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Excreta
Some of my finest thoughts are conceived upon the bog. Contemplating life around me as I excrete the morning log. While carrying out the daily ablutions Some major problems find solutions.
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Final
#household Final's on, Swiss v Scot Andy is the best we got Rallier v baseline lunger Face has been caught by a plunger What a miserable git. Crack a smile, son, be uplit.
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Spider
Into the bathroom, With a towel for my shower. I see a monster on the window sill And I muster all my power... Eight spindly legs And thousands of eyes Black hairy back It touches me- it dies.
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HOUSEHOLD CHALLENGE
Thank you to @Clarabethy for picking me in the last challenge. There were so many great entries and I'm not looking forward to the task either. But I thought I'd lighten the mood a little.
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Mug
The kettle whistles out it's tune As Jimmy thinks " Oh, what a goon . I thought I'd met the perfect mate " ( She moved in after just one date .
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Household Challenge Winners
So, now that you've tortured me with your talents, here are the winners of the #household 'mug' challenge.
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Forbidden Drink
#household Thick, laced and red, Beckoning to my head, In a bowl, mug or glass, Temptation comes, I feel it swirl and mass, So sweet it will taste, Yet I should leave, And run without haste, Can't...
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My Thoughts Are With You
#household Spare me a prayer to your lord, By voice, letter or song and cord, Think of me over breakfast, Please, be my generous guest, Send out those electric pulses, Your positive thoughts and...
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The Mug Tree
The greengrocer gave A little seed for free And from the little seed Grew a mug tree It's in a little pot On the patio Growing mugs for tea And coffee, don't you know Some of them are coloured And...
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Mug Face
#household Do I have mug written on my face.
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Mugged
Walking home late at night Alone; my friends have left me Orange street lamps cast a glow But shadows dance so eerie.
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Mug's Game
Uncouth aggressive and annoying Traits in you I cant keep ignoring You used to bring me pretty flowers Now you stay in the pub for hours.
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The Coffee Shop
#household. She sat alone in the coffee shop. Reading her favourite book. A passionate tale of Heathcliffe and Cathy. Her heart he enticed, and took. She didn't notice him staring at her.
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Revered.
#Household @Clairabethy I'll stare down my coffee mug, And contemplate myself. Then when the mug is empty, It goes back on its shelf. I do so love my hot drinks, Thank Lordy for my mug.
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Ugly Mug
#household Gurny gob, Ugly mug, Sulky brat, Push and shove. Tongue poked out In the Tescos line, Far from an angel, Far from divine.
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#household A mug can be refreshing or evil. I'd rather the one of delight A steaming mug of hot tea Or an attack in the darkness of night.
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A Mug A Year
#household I used to paint a mug Every birthday that I had. The first one was painted by mum And smashed up by my dad. When I was two I lost a tooth And painted the fairy on it.
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HOUSEHOLD CHALLENGE
Thanks @suzzeeq for picking me. Loving this inspiration-helping challenge so far, sometimes it's tough to know what to write.
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Streets
A kind old man Came yesterday Gave me water But walked away I stared at him As he turned his heel No thanks I spoke How must he feel.
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nails
#household This bed, a family hand me down When they were starting out Most comfy there had ever been Of that she had no doubt And on it, they had lots of fun.
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White Bed
I came to you, When you called. And this is how you treat me. Well, I won't be fooled.
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Be Grateful
I love my bed, And I'm grateful for it. Not everyone gets a bed. Think of that next time you sleep. There are some people Left out in the cold.
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