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Poor people work hard. Rich people doesn't, and the reason why is that they don't know how poor and hard working their ancestor is to get to this point of life, if they knew... They will be perfect!.
So when we have people round for dinner my mums like "is your room tidy" and I'm just like "oh sorry I didn't realise that we were having dinner in my room.".
Do not argue with an idiot. He will bring you down to his level & then beat you on experience....
"Before I found out for myself, I might have imagined that in the aftermath of personal apocalypse, the little bothers of life would effectively vanish. But it's not true.
There is no greater love in this world than the love a Mother feels for her children, it is all consuming and one of the most amazing feelings to be felt.
You know when someone says something and it's not awkward. Then you make it awkward by saying awkward. Then it's REALLY awkward!.
Miracles,I think these little things contribute to keep the world from falling on its arse.
We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public..
“Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it is stupid.” - Albert Einstein.
Dog poo dog poo dog poo dog poo. Cat poo. Rabbit poo. My poo. My life is full of shit.
Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies is the main reason I have trust issues.
If "plan B" didn't work. The alphabet has 25 more letters. ..Stay Cool.
Sometimes it's not what you've done but what you're not doing..
Why do 'opuss' never follow back?.
Don't give up at school; as you revise more, the ideas begin to become second nature!.
Dear Maths I'm sick of trying to find your X, and don't ask me Y she left!.
Stop saying I have curly hair. My hair was stolen from a poodle.... Probably..
At the end of a good book it is like you won't be happy again. If I don't feel like that I haven't enjoyed it..
Everyone starts off with little experience and develops over time, until they are an expert..
A classic is a book that has never finished saying what it has to say..
We're the kids your parents warned you about..
Never underestimate the pain of a person, because in all honesty, everyone hurts. Some people just hide it better than others..
Shit happens, in order to move on, flush..
Don't ever tell lies Then you won't have to remember what you said. :).