Moving On Up
“You'll be on your way up. You'll be seeing great sights. You'll join the high fliers who soar to high heights.” ~Dr. Seuss.
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Strap On
Ewan: "I've got the strap on." (he was talking about a camera strap but it didn't sound like that.).
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"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance.". - Plato. "Plato was a bore.". - Friedrich Nietzsche. "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal.". - Leo Tolstoy.
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Spoiled!
I am not spoiled, just well taken care of!.
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Expect The Doctor
An apple a day will keep anyone away from you if you throw it hard enough..
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Deleting
When I just deleted an app on my I pod touch, when all the others apps are shaking it looks like their panicking about who will go next..
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Words Hurt!!
Whoever invented 'Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me' never has had a dictionary thrown at them..
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I Don't Hate You Exactly,
But if you were on fire and I had a bottle of water I'd drink it..
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>:(
If homework has the word work in it, why the hell aren't we getting paid?!?.
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Adele •Vs• Spongebob
Adele might set fire to the rain, But spongebob can make a campfire underwater!.
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Made Me Laugh :')
I heard Titanic's coming out in cinemas again, Maybe this time they'll see the iceberg… Anon•.
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Happy
is happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy happy (deep breath) happy happy happy happy happy, slightly nuts but happy and breathe :-).
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On twitter: Bio - follow me and I'll follow you That's why you have more followers than you're following….
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Trying to balance the light switch in between on and off...
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(to the Joker) "Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we. Perhaps you'll kill me.
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Mcfly
DOUGIE: Yogurt... I'm eating yogurt... It's not very nice....
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Players
Don't hate the playa, hate the game :).
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Quote
"Always remember those people who hurt you, remember their names and remember their faces, because one day, you're going to have to look them dead in the eye and say "no - I do not want fries with...
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Aardman :D
"Nothing's impossible until you stop to think about it!" -The Pirate Captain. (Hugh Grant).
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Together
One day YouTube, twitter and Facebook will come together, they will be called youtwitface!.
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Awkward
Don't you think it's really awkward when you get one of those awkward moments, then someone goes and shouts out "Well, this is awkward!" just to make it even more awkward!.
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The Going
When the going gets tough the tough get going. The smart left a long time ago.
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If it's green then I'll try it....
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DUCT TAPE
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together. Carl Zwanzig.
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