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I didn't make these up. A resident in a posh hotel breakfast room called over the head waiter one morning and read from the menu.
My soul is now a battleground A thousand armies bugles sound I wonder just who will succeed Will the light or darkness bleed.
Who were you to say I was ugly And that the way I looked was wrong. You decided that I didn't fit And told me I didn't belong.
Thinking for girls is a dangerous thing. Trying to decipher what you really mean. We like to read between the lines. Choosing your truths, choosing your lies. We nit and pic from what you say.
It's so loud inside my head With words that I should have said As I drown in my regrets I can't take back the words I never said I can't take back the words I never said I really think the war on...
#acorn(my very first post) The little town outside the Confucius temple was by far the most charming we had seen so far.
I once found myself sleeping all alone, one night, dusk till dawn, in a deserted old home, big dark damp house in the middle of nowhere, any friendly souls considered rare, The air infested with...
#disabilityaware Just because you can't see it, Doesn't mean it's not there, It's deep rooted in the brain, Under the scalp, under the hair, A chemical imbalance, A mismatch of sorts, Serotonin and...
I wandered out one night when I ought to have been in bed. I followed where the feeling took me, ignoring my cautious head. I ended up in the garden in pyjamas pink and white.
I sat on the sand, my knees pulled to my chest, and watched the waves crawl forward and back with ease. The rain was coming down lightly, making a rippled effect upon the surface.
When things get tough and darkness closes in,. I'm with you. If your mind is not itself and it's got you in a spin,. I'm with you. When you feel uneasy and need a helping hand,. I'm with you.
(8)Kendall ~Kendall's POV~ Don’t get me wrong—it was great to be back, but frankly, the whole day was pretty uneventful.
#bored. I'm a wizard for hire, a kind of higher power. I'd help you out, but I charge by the hour. I've got no morals as long as you got the cash. I'll sort your troubles out with a zap and a flash.
#naturecontest I just sit there, not knowing. I don't want to leave. But I need a break if only for a night. I'm tired of the pressure. And yes- I know how much trouble this could get me into.
Just want to take the time out to say: To SmellyFingers, well done on your latest poem Top Kitty Kat. It was sheer brilliance and so big and clever of you to drag dirty laundry out to view.
A man sits alone in a dimly lit room, a depressed room devoid of any care and attention.
"Hi," Oliver charmingly said to Katy.
I wear my hair around my face, or up around my ears, I wear it how I want to - not to mirror all my peers.
I was watching him, his hands dripping with blood. His blue eyes were red but no tears were falling down. And his light brown hair looked sooty in the dim light. His face was set in a pained manner.
Always feeling fat, But always looking thin, Just glancing at that cookie, Could be regarded as a sin. Going up one dress size, And suddenly; a fight, Even one inch bigger, And it's a grotesque sight.
Chapter 2 Fallenpaw leaped into the air. The wind blew through his fur. The rush of the water was upon him. Then he rose to the surface. "That leap was great.
Part 2: The Signal for Help Jasmine was still under the bare tree talking to Bogz, when the crystal started to flicker. "If anyone is listening to this, my village is under attack by the Dark Demon.
Chapter 23: Trolls Bridge The Pandora Team arrived at Trolls Bridge, what a sight to see, the bridge had been demolished but who by. The team hurried towards Trolls Bridge to find out what's going...
Chapter 18: Rose's Life Rose was walking down a crowded market bumping into the people along the way. Then she noticed a bright colourful poster hanging on the wall.