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(Fanfic. I do not own BTVS or any of these characters included in this story.) Chapter 1, Introducing The Nerds Rating: PG-13ish. Ranges between PG and PG-13. Nothing bad but mentions of sick minds.
It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper.
An elderly lady on a cruise ship was holding her hat tight so that it would not be blown away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam....
There's a head shaped hole on top of my neck, Oh wait, That is my head, But why must it be so painful. Why, oh why, oh why. Ow.
There was a competition between a team of blondes and a team of brunettes to see who could catch the most fish icefishing.
A blonde wanted to sell her old car, but nobody wished to buy a car with 250,000 miles on it.
A blonde, brunette, and redhead went to a church to donate money. The brunette draws a circle around her and throws up all her money.
I once had a yellow microphone, That when you switched it on, It gobbled up the words you said, And made them come out wrong.
Hospitality often delves into the realms of comedy. An episode of faulty towers is never a stone throw away from the reality. A complaint. The end of the world is neigh.
A woman went into a store to buy her husband a pet for his birthday. After looking around, she found that all the pets were very expensive.
Once upon a time is a rubbish start. Okay, Here we go... In an apocalyptic wasteland... Lived a small furry brown creature called mr.Snub.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing...
First, flap your wings. Then jump off a cliff. THEN FLY..
"Some things in life are bad They can really make you mad Other things just make you swear and curse.
DOG: think the sofa cushions are planning another ambush Those comfy BASTARDS DOG: backfired though, I captured the leader and water boarded him for intel on their next attack Water boarded.
DOG: I'm guarding the house Good boy. DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon What's that. DOG: the BONERANG Worst. Weapon. Ever. DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it.
A small Irish bald man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.
A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a truck,and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does.
Joe took his blind date to the carnival. "What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe. "I want to get weighed," she said. They walked over to the weight guesser, and he guessed 120 pounds.
I had built a massive airship and I was installing some cannons as firepower. I got it working perfectly, so I gradually made my way up the TNT scale, since I had Mo-Explosives.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.
In the Aberdeenshire countryside a man enters the local Catholic Church and at confessional says to the Priest, "Faither, it has been one month since my last confession, and I've sinned wi Fannie...
It seems my life has been overtaken, By a force so strong it's left me shaken I'm not talking fear or love this time, But an unsettling urge to make everything rhyme I can't even take a bloody...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.