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Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart and strong, Who's not afraid to admit when he is wrong. One who thinks before he speaks.
Lovely day for a walk through the usual patch.. Random questions /jobs/request of the day. 1. Excuse me, kids have tied string across the road and i was wondering what i should do. Reply: Untie it. 2.
Smart: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
Friends are like boobs. Some are big, some are small. Some are real and some are fake.
So if scissors beets paper anf rock beets scissors then how does paper beet rock. What does it just go and wrap around it. Just cuz its wrapped in paper doesnt mean it won't hurt.
(On September 17, 1994, Alabama's Heather Whitestone was selected as Miss America 1995.) Question: If you could live forever, would you and why.
A good friend of mine is rather forgetful. One summer she mentioned to her husband that she would need a lift into town to pay a cheque into the building society.
1. If you're choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto. The blockage will instantly remove itself. 2.
I always feel bad when I find somebody in this app that writes a lot of material that I agree with, so I like all of their posts..
.........Letters from kids I found on the net.... Had to share it. 1. Dear tooth fairy I lost my tooth on 23 of Oct. now it is Nov 12 I lost my tooth in pizza. I lost both tooth today.
A 7 year old boy and his 4 year old brother are upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?, says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we started swearing". The 4 year old nods his head in...
Coming home from school with his mother, one crisp December afternoon, Sammy was delighted to see that a letter was waiting for him.