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This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny. NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet.
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town.
So a guys in a dark bar and turns to the girl next to him and says "do you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The woman turns to him and says "I'm the women's heavy weight champion of the world and i'm...
115/122 3 Wishes A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. For years, they live there, and one day they find a magic lamp. They rub it, and sure enough, out comes a genie.
It's dark and it's stormy. I'm spending the night. In an old deserted house. Think I'll be alright. It's creepy and scary. I've checked all the grounds. Been upstairs and downstairs.
News: X= End of chapter. x= start of same chapter (for update reasons.) Chapter I: Well, uhm... It was the middle of the School year.
A girl. Let's name her Sophie. Sophie had recently finished her exams at high school. She did well in them and was quite a geek in most subjects.
I opened my eyes to find the girl who was waving at me and the boy in the Hawaiian shirt looking down at me. "Hey look. He's opening his eyes!" He said. His accent surprised me, he sounded... British.
My brother just asked me if Santa is real and I told him 'he's what you believe him to be' and he said 'so he's a mugger?' and I said 'no' and he said 'but that's what I belive'm.
DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache. You kinda already have one. DOG: it's not big enough Ok. How you going to do that then. DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose Yep.
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this...
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that....... * she called me to get my phone number.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked.
Hey i just met u And this is crazy Heres my llama So call me maybe And all the other goats Will try to chase me So heres my llama And it has raibies.
DOG: why you put me in garden. Because you would drown. I have to call someone to fix this flood. DOG: DAM BUSTERS That's if you NEED a flood DOG: GHOST BUSTERS They bust GHOSTS.
DOG: you bought dog shampoo. Yes DOG: what for. Because you smell like a gorilla's dick. DOG: THAT'S MY SMELL What are you doing in the bathroom.
"But, your not a Vampire." stated Max. He had been through this a thousand times with Tom but it always fell on deaf ears.
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A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
DOG: knocked bin over. Drank some stuff What stuff. DOG: dunno, blue silvery stuff Red bull. DOG: brain feels all ELECTRICKY Lie down. DOG: OMG you left the bedroom door open.
A blonde was sitting on a plane in first class but she only had an economy ticket.
When I was 5 years old. My dad only once always say to me before I go to bed, " Don't let the bed bugs bite." And then, I would start crying, scared that bugs might creep into my room, and bite me..
"You have been charged with breaking and entering, destruction of property and homicide. Does the defendant have anything to say?" The guilty man slowly rose and faced the judge.