Sheldon Loves The Blue Jay
"Come back you stupid bird so I can love you!!" ~Sheldon Cooper, The Big Bang Theory~.
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Never Take Life Seriously
Never take life seriously nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Roads
How many roads must a man walk down before he admits he's lost?.
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Barbie
If Barbie is so popular, why do we have to buy her friends?.
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When I Die
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car!.
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Stupid Questions
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people..
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Last Night...
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the hell is the ceiling?.
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Back To Sleep I Wish
The best part of waking up on weekends is going the f*ck back to sleep. (I wish it were Saturday so vacation can finally start!).
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Always Write It Down
The biggest lie we tell ourselves is "I don't need to write it down, I'll remember it.".
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I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested... -Sheldon Cooper.
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Outnumbered Christmas Special 2010
Ben: Am I Shrek. Dad: No. Ben: Who am I then. Dad: Aah, good one!.
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Lightswitch
Now let's go and find the light switch, and everything will be all PEACHY!!. -Patrick Star.
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Rules were made for breaking..
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Science fair -A time for parents to show how talented they are....
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Important
"Right this is important!" "How do we deside?" Rock, paper, Sissors!.
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<3
F*ck diamonds, Tattoos are forever :).
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Zombie Confusion
If a bear attacks you, play dead. But... If the dead attack you DO NOT play bear: It confuses the zombies. -Kevin Smith.
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How To Play Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock
"Oh, it's very simple, really. Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock. Rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock.
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Homer
In the words of Homer Simpson - "Oooh beer beer beer bed bed bed!!".
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A: "Do you have a toilet I could use?" B: "No I poop outside... Of course I have a toilet!" :3.
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You're never too old to learn something stupid..
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Sheldon Cooper
I need to build a road hey do you guys have wood. Why are you laughing I need wood do you have it.
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Yoda
"Death is a natural part of life" -Yoda But why didn't he say "A natural part of life death is".
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Demotivational Quote #1
When you wish upon a falling star, your dreams can come true. Unless it's really a meteorite hurtling to the Earth which will destroy all life.
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