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A redhead,brunette & a blonde were running because they robbed a bank.They ran into an old house.They heard sirens "COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP!".The redhead came out and points behind the police and...
Far far away across the galaxy, An astronaut drove a yellow rocket taxi. An alien waved him to stop, Got into the taxi with a hop. "Where are you off to, my friend?" The astronaut smiled.
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
There once was a man, Called Roger McDan, Who lived in Southend-on-Sea; His house was a tip, As rank as a skip, And his only companion: a Flea.
An ordinary 11 year old boy called Mike was walking home from school. There was another boy walking home from school in front of him. There was a woman laughing on the phone, walking towards them.
A Geordie golfer and his wife walked into a dentist's office. The Geordie said to the dentist, "Doc, I'm in one hell of a hurry.
Someone on the train just got a call on their mobile...
"Mum!!. Have you seen Billy?" "No!" replied mum. Billy is my Granny's goat. My granny is 82 and has a boyfriend called Bob, yes I said she was 82 and has a boyfriend.
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave.
A plane had just took off from JFK in New York. After reaching its cruising altitude of 35,000ft, the Captain made an announcement over the P.A. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking.
DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door I thought you hated cats. DOG: myth. Dogs love cats DOG: cats love mice.
Trollface is a little boy aged 10 He has a little sister called nyan cat And a brother called forever alone. Now you've met the main charicters lets go on to the story.
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over.
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
A Parody of the Minecraft Adventures Part 1: Introduced to a Creeper It was daytime in the world of blocks as me and my mentor, Tom, strolled happily through a forest of green hills and rushing...
How I met your mother is modern f.r.i.e.n.d.s!.
My name is Broseph. My broffesion is a broffesional bro karter. Ive formed a bro-alition with brosaphine. Thank you for listening bros..
One day, a girl went into a music shop. A Justin Beiber song was playing and it caused her ears to shrivel up and fall off. Moral of the story children- never go shopping without headphones..
What's black and white and red all over. Me-after hearing this joke 1000 times. What's green and goes up and down. Me fainting-from overdose of jokes that everyone has heard at least 100 times.
What was the battle that killed Admiral Nelson. A: Your last one. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed. R: At the end of the page. The River Rave runs in which state.