Joke #6
*An older woman gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer. Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please.
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*An older woman gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer. Officer : Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer : Can I see your license please.
"how long have you guys been dating?" Lizzie asked. "about 8 months now." brad said. He looked over at me and smiled. "have you guys even kissed yet?" "what. Of course we have.
I tell you this my friend; many pleasures await you in this glorious life, some of them are truly momentous and others seem matter of fact. There is one though I must admit, I simply cannot fathom.
Colors. That's what I saw, colors swirling around me, each a small square as it went, until all the colors began to fade, leaving me floating in an uncertain black space, alone... Or was I.
Your skinny waste my hands will grip, I'll brace my palms against your hips and lift you up to the fading sun. Soak it up into your skin, lets shoot some pool I'll let you win.
Read my post The Final Pokémon League for more infomation. It was night-time as I prepared for the final round of the last Pokémon League to be held.
Just another day. That’s how all strange things start, I guess. Just lazing about on the office chair, half-dazed, scanning through data of old cases on my computer screen.
Dear --------, I'm hurt by so many things right now.
My body was still achey from the long plane ride. I stretched again, reaching my hands up to the night sky. I yawned, and took my luggage again. Finally, a taxi came.
Finally Divorced The day I met her it was amazing. Who would of thought that out of everyone alive, at this very moment she would choose me.
#weeklyopusschallenge I'm the angry little fairy that sits upon your tree You really have no idea what life is like for me.
Love, whether you are a child or an adult, is the most magical experience that one can ever hope to have.
It's hard to find inspiration In an ruined life, a wreck, A desolate wasteland, But for the ruts and scars of mistakes; Oh what a mess I've made Of a once pristine living dream, What a good girl I...
So there I was hanging out my best knickers, ones that require only one peg, and I hear that familiar "hi!" "Oh hi. How are you?" standing in clear view of my washing line.
This chapter is short also but it's very shocking. I can't believe it. Please read. I put a lot of thought in this chapter and I hope you like it. Enjoy.
#augustwriteaday Welcome to a time where dragons are dead Because of a disease they spread A nasty kind of reptile flu 'Lizardspike', to me and you Way back when the dragons ruled Flapping wings and...
We talk and it's like Coming home To a meal on the table And a roaring fire in the hearth, A picture-postcard, Like we have never been apart And we've always known Each other since forever, Even...
Ding, Dong, thong. Thong. Thong!.
Because she's my little sister, I'd hide her from the bad. Because she's my little sister, I'd make sure she's not sad. Because she's my little sister, I'd take the bullet, fast.
If I should go you should know. That I've done all I wanted to do. Like swimming with dolphins. Scuba dive on the barrier reef. Watch sharks and whales. Swim in peace. If I should go you should know.
Before there were three there was one, And Melody was his name. All alone in the Opuss world, But then he found his fame.
In your eye and up your arse, Lords and Ladies of the Bench.
Chapter 1 I crept up the stairs to reveal an old room. Seems to be the size of a normal shed. If even that. I walk slowly over to the normal twin size bed. With the normal bedspread and normal pillow.
Disclaimer: In today's diverse society there are plenty of crazy hairstyles and personal statements around, and although I may allude to their differences rather heavily in this post, please take...