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Your wedding will be held in Chicago, Illinois during the month of June inside a/an observatory where you will marry the love of your life, Reuben.
I had a dream I was an owl ... ironing lots of shirts My wings kept getting in the way.. That really bloody hurts!!.
Here are some things that make no sense, are pointless and are just plain stupid: 1) Calling someone to get their number.
Charlie you look quite down. With your big sad eyes. And your big fat frown. The world doesn't have to be so gray. Charlie when your life's a mess. When your feeling blue. Always in distress.
Some of my friends are half oriental Either that or they're half mental.
Anyway, as I was saying, Terrence the whelk was a happy whelk. He enjoyed days out at the bus depot, sticking himself to windows, knitting monkey trousers and chasing horses in the fields.
A: I'm in a big trouble. B: Why is that. A: I saw a mouse in my house. B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap. A: I don't have one. B: Well then, buy one. A: Can't afford one.
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.
The prequel to the "short-random" series. Enjoy. Mc Narhual. We have a mission for you... Andy mandy-lead worker of MI6.5-gingerly slid a small faxed document towards him.
In Africa, every 60 seconds a minute has gone. The lions die before their 30th birthday. There are some crocodiles, which eat once a year. Like and repost if you like pancakes.
DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door I thought you hated cats. DOG: myth. Dogs love cats DOG: cats love mice.
One day two blondes went to separate pet shops and bought a mouse. When they got home they realised that they're going to have to find a way to tell them apart.
as dictated by the Spirit of D Adams to the Medium M Thydell the 8th of February 2011 _____________________ According to the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, there lies, in one of the less...
1)The water - proof towel 2)Solar - powered flashlight.
"A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Two factory workers are talking. Woman: I can make the boss give me the day off. Man: "And how would you do that?." Woman: “Just wait and see.” She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
It was about half past two on a Sunday afternoon when the Aliens invaded.
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were...
One day I was walking on the beach with my crush and all of a sudden pop tarts turned into zombies and jumped off Walmart shelves and came shooting us with railroad track flavor popcorn and we were...
I'm sure that most people have seen the viral video of the penguins on a plane. Well, I thought it would be fun to write a trailer voice over for the video.
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'll fight anyone in here. Who wants a fight?" But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at a table.