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The other day I was helping my Uncle Jack, off a horse. It was the day I realised the importance of grammar..
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Dairy Queen
How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant. Burger King forgot to wrap his whooper!.
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Unexpected
I met a girl in a pub last night and we ended up going back to her house. After a few more drinks, we started kissing and having a bit of foreplay on the sofa.
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Why does an elephant have four feet. Six inches isn’t enough..
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Is it too early to say J.R. abused me or shall I wait?.
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I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
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"Go and have a look at the size of the shit I've just done in the bathroom!" I said to my wife. "No thanks," she replied.
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I walked into the boss's office and handed him a pear. "What's this for?" He asked. "A pay rise." I replied. "My wife told me to grow it first and then ask you.".
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Jimmy Saville Joke
Jimmy Saville is on a plane with two children. The plane is about to crash, but there are only two parachutes. Jimmy: Should we give the parachutes to the children. Pilot: F*** the children!.
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Sandwich
This man was walking into a kitchen. He made himself a sandwich. And it was good. It had cheese on it(:.
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What do you call identical boobs?. Identitties.
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The queen of England was visiting one of America's top hospitals, and during her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.
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Cell Phone Etiquette
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in her seat and closed her eyes.
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Conversation With Dad
*big sigh* Me: 'I dunno why I get these random big breaths...' Dad: 'You don't know why you get these random big breasts?'.
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Gang-bang Style
Gang-bang style Whop whop whop Whop gang-bang style!!!.
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Jimmy Saval
Jimmy saval isn't that bad when I was nine he arranged for me to milk a cow blindfolded ;).
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Too Young
Is just a name in china..
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Oh My
Three Asians were hit with a tesco truck the other day. Every little helps...
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An Insult
I'm not saying she's a tramp, but she has sand to keep her crabs happy..
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damn my answer
hai...asl pls she answer : 18f,inggris she ask me : u. my answer : what. my size. she answer : no....\O_o/'.
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Oliver Barrett
Oh the stench Olly is sat beside me. Woe betide he might fart. How eggy and smelly the fart is. Neverthesmellyless I fainted.wow what a smell.
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What starts with f and ends in uck most people say fuck but its firetruck.
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He came to me one night, explored my body, licked, sucked, swallowed & had his fill. When he was satisfied, he left... I was hurt... F***IN MOSQUITO.
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Pizza guy.
What do a Pizza delivery guy and a gynaecologist have in common. They both get to smell the good but they never get to eat..
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