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Q: What sound do monkeys hate most. A: Booooiiiiiinnnngggg...Booooiiiiiinnnngggg...Booooiiiiiinnnngggg....
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What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers. A bud hound!.
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What is a duck's favorite TV show. The feather forecast!.
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What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter. Deviled eggs!.
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Why was the skunk angry. He was incensed!.
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl. I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!.
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Why do elephants have trunks. Because they've no pockets to put things in!.
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Q: What is an elephant's sex organ. A: His foot... If he steps on you you're FUCKED!.
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How do you start a teddy bear race. Ready, teddy, go!.
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What are the cleverest bees. Spelling bees!.
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Pa's being chased by a bull. Well, what in tarnation do you want me to do about it. Get me some film for my camera!.
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Q: Why did the turtle cross the road. A: To get to the Shell station!.
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Is there a mouse in the house. No, but there's a moose on the loose!.
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Why is an elephant big, grey, and wrinkly. Because, if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Aspirin..
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Where do frogs keep their treasure. In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!.
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The teacher was furious with her son. "Just because you've been put in my class, there's no need to think you can take liberties. You're a pig." The boy said nothing. "Well.
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Q.Why is a dog scared of a fire. A.It doesn't want to become a hot dog..
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A man walks into a pub and sits down next to a man with a dog at his feet. "Does your dog bite?" "No." A few minutes later the dog takes a huge chunk out of his leg.
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Why don't other bugs like earwigs. Because they are always earwigging their conversations!.
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Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head. A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!.
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What happened to the frog when he parked illegally He got toad away..
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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros. A: Elephino..
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Camper: Look at that bunch of cows. Farmer: Not bunch, herd. Camper: Heard what. Farmer: Of cows. Camper: Sure I've heard of cows. Farmer: No, I mean a cowherd. Camper: So what.
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