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And then it occurred to me. Or at least I think it did. Not much had ever occurred to me; maybe it was my tree, or that I was way up above the canopy by now. Anyway I had had an idea.
I heard this one ages ago. It was funny then but has time eroded its appeal.
You have received a new SMS message. DOG: Fun day. Ran around the house in a cape. I'M BATDOG LOL Where did u get the cape. DOG: I think role playing helps alleviate my boredom.
An explanation Firstly this isn't my normal style, area or even something that I think is reasonably good.
A spider (let's call him Arac Obama), whilst tidying up a corner of his web after catching his dinner, heard some laughter close by.
Episode 1 of 5 Insolitos, Texas 1870. It was a hot and humid Sunday morning, strange since it rained overnight.
Alice knew that they were waiting for her under the bed...the dust bunnies, that is.
The curse of being the fastest gunslinger was that there was always someone trying to best you, to gain the reputation and notoriety of being the fastest.
A piece of black tarmac walks into a bar and says "I'll fight anyone in here. Who wants a fight?" But nobody replies, so the piece of black tarmac sits down at a table.