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So a blonde is driving down the road listening to the radio listening to blonde joke after blonde joke. She starts getting increasingly angry until she can't take it anymore and shuts the radio off.
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead went to the water park to go down the water slide. An employee told them, "Did you know that the water slide is magical.
How do you keep a blonde in suspense?.
How do you erase a blondes' memory. Blow in her ear.
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color. A: A light shade of clear..
Q: What did the blondes left leg say to her right. A: As if they've ever met!.
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?.
They ask me, hi how are you. I reply, high how are you?.
Q: How does a blonde high-5. A: She smacks herself in the forehead..
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN. A: She didn't know what ONE came first....
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs. A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM..
Q: What do a blonde and an instant win lottery ticket have in common. A: Simply scratch the box to win..
If Barbie isn't a sleaze then how come she has big plastic boobs?.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team. A: A new version of the lawn dart's game..
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team. A: A new version of the lawn dart's game..
Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer. A. There is cheese in front of the mouse..
A blonde girl was standing by the vending machine. She clearly had no idea how it worked and proceeded to put a few coins in it, like the screen suggested. She picked a Coke, and out it came.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Finland, turn around and come back home. A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a tv set..
Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out.
What is the first thing a blonde learns when she takes driving lessons. You can also sit upright in a car..
Two babies were sitting in their cribs, when one baby shouted to the other, "Are you a little girl or a little boy?" "I don't know," replied the other baby giggling.
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the officer peered through the driver's window, he was astounded to find that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting.
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar. She heard that the drinks were on the house..