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Little did I know, As I woke up today, I'd learn that a deceiver, Had truly had to pay. I feel like such a fool, For following this 'cat', When really underneath he had The disposition of a rat.
There once was a cat who lived in a city,. He rhymed all his words to make him seem witty,. All other cats he thought of as ditty,. except for one he regarded as pretty,.
My husband's best mate just showed him a video of a dog getting excited by his mum (owner) returning home after serving in the army. He passed my husband his mobile to watch it on.
They charge across the bath waters,. Shouting of the Great Three Seas,. Cheeky bathroom squatters,. Always upsetting my Siam-ese,. I watch them scale the shower,. As they mount an attack,.
Saturday, or Caturday As it's known in my house. Caturday morning I'll be sleeping quiet as a mouse.
Poppy's the Spanish kitten, who purrs at passersby. Her cute dark fur and gazes, make people stop and sigh.
I thought I saw a pussy cat, a pussy cat I saw. She was prowling across the lawn, with mischief in every paw. She headed for the veggie patch, the veggie patch she went.
Beware, beware, The cats that stare- For they may catch you unaware. Feed them fast and feed them right: Or they may wee on you in the night.
You lie curled up by the fire, Chewing whatever be tonight's object of desire. You barely have to lift an eyelid, And prised open is the cat food tin lid.
Sleepy kitty Scared me you did When I found a white fur ball at my window sill As the birds chirped And the clouds rolled by You started to purr So loud, unusual and weird Your fur Soft as silk...
Oh pussy pussy, opuss your meow. Fills me with the joys of life, Hits me with a "POW". People really like my stuff, I love to hear their comments.
The cat raises his paw. I can see the yearning in its emerald green eyes. But my biscuit is rubber. It is a fake artificial lump of rubber. He will choke to death if he feast on it.
There is a cat, That likes to read: A curious statement I concede; But sure enough, Each day and night, It reads and reads To our delight.
Grace is curled up on my belly. I stroke her soft grey fur. I enjoy the warmth of her presence and take joy in the sound of her purr. I wonder if her velvet ears, can hear my heart relax.
Cat 1: so dude how's it goin. Cat2: ohhh cat 1 have you been on the cat-nip again. Cat1: what would you say if I said yes. Cat2: I would ban cat-nip from your life. FOREVER.
Puss oh puss With your lovely black fur, Licking your legs and being demure, Spare a thought for the human whose right by your side, Who washes in water with creme germicide , You are done in a tick...
I love it said the postman. When I get to a gate. I look around and hear no sound. No doggies lay in wait. Just a minute hold your horses. Wait up, alas, alack. You played too cool you silly fool.
The cats' ears lay back in thought as rain knocks thunderously on the conservatory roof. Hailstones bounce off in all directions. I shut the windows ensuring both cats are in.
There is a cat Upon my bed, Three foot four From tail to head. Fluffy tum stuck in the air, There's no more bed space Left to spare.
Dreaming of white cat means good luck. - American superstition To see a white cat on the road is lucky. - American superstition It is bad luck to see a white cat at night.
Dear Opuss, I dunno where did yah get that name It sounds like seeing a pair of boots, " Oh Puss!" I smiled and it ran to the meadow I chased the rollin' furball kitty in the grass The kitty...
So at first I thought the notification sound was cute and made things more interesting but, last night I was asleep and heard the noise of the cat notification and as usual my cat Scarlett was asleep...
Once upon time, There was, I say, Three cats in a house; They sat there all day. Their fur pelts were washed Thrice over for each, By pink rasping tongues And yellowing teeth.