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Ventriloquist has a dummy. And he calls it Clive. But he's not just a wooden bloke. For at night he comes alive. See, Clive is a rare talent. And he finds it quite a farce.
The garage was in lockdown, with it's heavy steel shutters all locked. There was a Bentley with it's roof down, and it's radio playing rock.
The Suicide Song lyrics there was a young man from gosham who took out his bollocks to wash em his wife said "jack if you don't put them back, ill stand on the bastards and squash em" But what I'd...
Joe, a successful man by most standards, began to be bothered by some incredible headaches. When both his professional life and love life started to suffer, he sought medical help.
Three mice are sitting in a bar in a pretty rough neighborhood late at night trying to impress each other about how tough they are.
Dear Diary: Day 1 Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate. When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.
Here's a tale of Igor, Dr.
It was one of those days. First the carpool delay, then the broken down bus, and the total lack of connecting trains.
Count Dracula woke with a smile Said, I'm going off blood for a while It's red, thick and gloopy And just sends me loopy It's time for a change of style So with loyalty card in hand Cape left at...
My name's Joe. And I have a story. Watch yourselves, because it’s quite gory. How did I take this ghostly formation. I’ll tell you, it was quite a humorous transformation.
A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this. " "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man.
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was told by his boss to lay off one of his employees, either Mary or Jack.
Barack Obama at a recent rural elementary school assembly in East Texas , asked the audience for total quiet.
76/122 Brain For Sale A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000.
The lights in the kitchen are off, but the extractor above the oven hob glows dim orange moonlight over two young men's untucked shirts and designer belts.
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in their bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him.
'Help, help, ' said a man. 'I'm drowning.' 'Hang on, ' said a man from the shore. 'Help, help, ' said the man. 'I'm not clowning.' 'Yes, I know, I heard you before.
I looked at the alarm clock, it was 3.47 I knew I heard something down stairs. laying in silence I waited to hear another noise, a small scuff came from down the stairs , I knew I was not alone.
Prologue- After running out of ideas.
My name is Judith Palmer and I don’t regret anything I’ve done. I have taught at St. Agnes Primary School for three years, and I have no intention of leaving.
AS A WISEMAN ONCE SAID: ‘I THINK, THEREFORE I WOULD NEVER VISIT THIS RESTAURANT EVER EVER EVER AGAIN EVEN IF I WAS PAID BY THE HIGHEST AUTHORITY KNOWN TO HUMANKIND SO MUCH MONEY THAT IF I CONVERTED...
Chapter 2 : The Survivor The sock, which had lagged behind from being jammed by a wad of chewing gum, crawled past his fellow martyred companions who died an unnecessary death of the unnoticeable...
There was an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman working on a building site. Everyday, during their lunch break they would make their way to the top of the scaffolding and eat their packed lunches.
1.Better save that.we'll need it for the autopsy.2.What's THIS doing here?. Hand me that ..uh ..that,uh...thingie. 3.OOPS.