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Two lost souls drowning their sorrow. The good old mans glass they borrow. Two lost lovers seperated by the sea. The good old love, again they need to see.
You my friend are a damn disgrace, So shut up now and save some face. Death is not a game to play, And murdering is not ok.
Oh booze You make me snooze When I should be cooking food. And when I've eaten, I feel beaten So I pour another glass And sit here on my arse.
Adult content..... No. 6 Three drunk men. Three drunk men... Three drunk men... See how they run... See how they run... One went after the barmans wife... The barman stabbed them with a kitchen knife.
After staying out all night He looked a bit of a sight His beard was growing Underwear showing And his eyes weren't all that bright See, he'd been to a place Proceeded to get off his face And now it...
One can take a lot of pleasure in cold alcohol and a warm spring day. I am. The news of a night of work perked my spirits up to a level I haven't reached for a little while and made me find new...
~ I didn't write this, funny though A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
I hate the morning after, When you feel as sick as hell, To be fair it's all my fault, Why I did it I can't tell, Because it's all about the fun, Until that next morning, When I lie in a heap on the...
About last night. What a sorry sight. For my birthday bash. We all got lashed. Fun was had by all. Apart from my ankle, post fall. Lots of cards I had. My presents were rad. The wine was a flowing.
Oh cocktails How I love you so Fizz pop Pleasuring my taste buds Fruity goodness Sweet and delightful Could drink you all night Oh cocktails How I love you so Pineapple plantation Your rum...
Going to see the 'family' tonight. And it'll be a laugh alright. We're only together once in a while. But rest assured, we'll do it in style. 'Mum' will have been cooking all day.
Little bit tipsy, ever so drunk, Listening to rock, metal and punk, Surrounded by strangers and weirdos, Guy with green hair, metellica his hero's, Bit drunk unable to stand, Listening to drummers...
A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at three in the morning, at which time he is extremely drunk. After leaving the bar, he returns home on...
There's a head shaped hole on top of my neck, Oh wait, That is my head, But why must it be so painful. Why, oh why, oh why. Ow.
Waking up in my car, I didn't get that far. Sprawled in the back, Confused, by the memory I lack. What happened last night. In the mirror a terrible sight.
A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into his shirt pocket and orders another shot. After he finishes, he looks into his shirt pocket again and orders another shot.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
"Just been the biggest blondie in history!" She splurted out going over to the couch and throwing herself onto it in disgrace. She glared down at her feet and ran a hand through her hair.
Seph looked at the phone in her hand, it felt unusually heavy as it dropped to the floor with a thud.
"Wait, WHAT?!" Andy exclaimed, as his arm was nearly yanked from its socket. As they charged down the street, he managed to stop, and pull his arm from her grasp.
Seph burst out laughing and momentarily lost the beat at the completely undancey song. She soon straightened up though, firing Andy a challenging look. "Well c'mon then.
Seph rose both eyebrows, "That a challenge, Biersack?" She asked with a wicked grin already feeling her half drunk mind tune into the root beat of the music, ready to throw her moves.
Seph looked round and noticed Andy's look, ignoring it she reached for his hands and started bouncing up and down with him, a little careless towards his drink but from the looks of things he'd...
Andy hadnt really realised how close Seph had been to him. He was too distracted by the drunk on the floor. He hadn't been able to stop himself joining in the laughter at the dudes expense.