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So I'm eating ravioli when all of a sudden I'm chewing on a rubber band. I suddenly begin gagging and singing "chef boy r dee, almost killed me".
Why does McCoys have man crisps written on the back?.
Crisps for breakfast is not what I was expecting.. Any other unusually breakfasts?.
I'm on a sea food diet at the moment.. I sea food and then I eat it...
When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for. Then, he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter.
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat. Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals. Mother: Why did you say that, Junior. Why did you ask the question.
-such a sweet song!-. Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew. Cover it with choc'late and a miracle or two. The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can.
A balanced diet has different meanings. Some people think its eating healthy. I think it's having a cookie in each hand.
#augustwriteaday #food Shock of Brown-tumbled Messy hair, Eyes of green, Youthful, naive, Tall, lithe figure; Six-foot-three, Zeppelin T-shirt, Tight red jeans, Seeing you, Makes me feel Brand...
L ove is the food- O f the heart, V erily ready, not- E asy to part. #AugustWriteADay #Food.
The eggs we eat are just chicken periods....
What type of cheese isn't yours. Nacho cheese.
What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer. They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!.
Knock knock on the door. Is it who I am waiting for. Is it you with the thing I think it is. Or is it someone else, I hate this. Slowly walking to the door.
How do you make a hamburger green. Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!.
Just on facebook... Me: yeah, I'm having pie Loo: what's that ?. Me: ... U don't no what pie is?.
The ice cream box reads "store in a cool and dry place". Ironically, it always ends up getting stored in a "flexible and dark place" Burp !.
The sun is shining. The sky is so blue. The air is so peaceful. What should we do. We'll pop to the shops. To get some cold beer. Pull out the barby. The kids start to cheer. Hot dogs and burgers.
There once was a frog named Bob, Who ate lots of corn on the cob, He got really fat, Then fell flat, And was trampled by an angry mob, (I feel sorry for Bob!. He was a lovely frog.
What looks just like half a loaf of bread. Its other half..
What is Noah's favorite fruit. Pears (pairs)!.
Dear Food, Either stop being so delicious or stop making me fat....
Which meatballs get a little tipsy on occasion. The POTTED ones!.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do. Keeps everyone away..