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Change Facebook name to "No One" . Like peoples status's.
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I Love Sainsburys...
Stephen Fry quote: "I love Sainsbury's. Keeps the scum out of Waitrose!".
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Food is my best friend.
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today is the first day of a 365 page blank book. write a good one..
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Xxx
My parents told me i could be anything i want, So i became an asshole..
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Walt Disney
Walt Disney said its kinda fun to do the impossible. I tried it, it was fun!.
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its too cold outside for angels to fly..
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Lol
When you're a teenager, 'no' actually is a complete sentence..
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Sorry And Forgive
Sorry is what you say. Forgive is what I hear..
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A Joke
Drugs that make someone laugh like an idiot..
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i procrastinate so much, i'll probably procrastinate my own death & live forever..
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say "beer can" in a british accent. yep, i just taught you how to say "bacon" in a jamaican accent..
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Duck Dynasty #1
You can't fix stupid. ~Uncle Si.
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Random Quote #152
You know we're all doomed when people think Pearl Harbor is a jewelry store..
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ACCA-PLEASEE
Can there be a pitch perfect 2. Acca-please??.
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Quote
"How does Hiroshi find the time to make new, evil machines!?"-Bolin, Legend of Korra.
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You can't buy happiness. But you can buy cupcakes and that's kinda the same thing..
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You don't choose T-shirts. The T-shirts choose you..
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Back like a heart attack, and I brought apple juice.
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Random Quote #151
Keep calm and love anime!.
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The Mysterious Force
There was a man. He felt a strange breeze in the room he was present in. He started walking. All of the background noise stopped. He started walking faster, into a sprint.
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Avatar: The Last Airbender
This is Appa, my flying bison. ~Aang Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister ~Sokka.
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Merlin
My uncle after watching the last Merlin had this to say: "A watery bint handing out weapons is no basis for a government!".
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That awkward moment when you are scuba diving and see Adele rolling in the deep.
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