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So a chemist walks into a bar and says "I'll have some H2O please!" he drinks this and leaves. Another guy finding this funny says i'll have some H2O too please. he drinks this and dies!.
Whats the most dangerous type of Bee. Hepatitis B.
NOTE: Calculators are not permitted when reading this joke. Please show your working out in the margin provided... An A walks into a C and orders a quantity of D from X.
Darth Vader’s wife is named Ella..
A neutron walks into a bar and asks the barman how much a beer would set him back, and the barman replies, "For you, no charge"..
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't..
How many ears does Spock have. Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier. Thats all from me tonight I am off to bed :D.
How do you organise a space party. You PLANET!.
Spending a day with you is similar to what I imagine the half life of plutonium 239 feels like..
Charmander's red, Squirtle's blue. If you were a Pokémon, I'd choose you. :') .
Two atoms walk into on another: Atom 1- sorry. Atom 2- I think I lost an electron. Atom 1- are you sure. Atom 2- positive!.
Two guys came into a bar, the first guy says " I'll have some H2O" the second guy says: "I'll have some H2O too" so the other guy dies....
I Zn not..
Facebook-popular asswipe. Twitter-chatbox, always. Gossiping. Instagram-friendly. hipster. Opuss- smart but quiet. MySpace-student that's. never in. YouTube-the loud one. Google- the over confident.
I like to go to supermarkets and take things out of other people's carts for the fun of it. Yesterday I took a baby..
I was so ashamed when I got bitten by a vampire. I couldn't even look at myself in the mirror..
When I die, I'm going to have the Tetris theme played at my funeral, just as my coffin is being lowered into the ground..
"Failure is not an option" It's already installed with Windows 8.
I hate it when people text me "K". I'm rarely in the mood to talk about Potassium....
“I love to go down to the schoolyard and watch all the little children jump up and down and run around yelling and screaming... They don't know I'm only using blanks.”.
I changed my iPods name to 'The Titanic' Now the Titanic is syncing.
Sex is for losers who haven't discovered the joys of Dungeons and Dragons..
It cuts down trees...so it harms the environment...&it wastes our time, therefore we shall not do homework. let's start a protest!(:.
"I say I say I say... My wife's gone to a time paradox." "Jamaica?" "No, she went back in time and her past self told her to go there when she reached the present.".