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I find it incredible how the brain works. Lack of sleep definitely make things interesting. Often standing in a doorway wondering what I was going in there for in the first place.
A challenge I set myself, With five minutes on poem’s shelf.
So we are off for some fun Going to wrap up warm I'll look like a sumo Not classy this I warn I know a little place Where others hardly go We can sledge in peace Go wild in the snow The twins are...
I'm excited that snow's here I'm giving great cheer This time I'll stay indoors, I'll say But that isn't the way Today I'm off to a friend's flat To watch a certain bat But last time it snowed I was...
#acrostic M achine to control, A ll the sun and the snow, C ontrol in your own hands, H ot and cold over the lands. I t can make icicles form or melt, N ever so much power have you felt.
"It's just a little pin prick." Well, that's what they said, You see, this tiny little word, It still fills me with dread, "It really doesn't hurt at all." "WELL.
One day I met a guy And I don't quite remember how, But he added me on facebook And we're rather good pals now.
Today I'm feeling groovy Today I'm feeling great From all this talk of bras on boobies Now tonight I cannot wait See Sarahgamal started it off In a tale of how she wears her tops With bras all...
Have you ever seen a proper squirter,. She will make a surprising mess everywhere. Now that's a thing she shouldn't ought a. But In her excitement she just won't care.
Warning this is long but worth it.
Yeah, I am going topless. In my little soft top. I like freezing my tits off. When the temperature drops. I think I'm rather lush. Top down in minus 1. Driving when it's cold. Is my idea of fun.
Never put me down as the 'romantic' type. I'll only laugh in your face. If you gave me a bunch of flowers, I wouldn't be able to find a vase. 3 course meals made for two, is something I cannot take.
This is my hundredth Opuss, I'm gonna make it great, It'll be spectacular, I just cannot wait. It's a a birthday of 100, Opusses today, We're going to surprise it with, A hip hip hooray.
Please don't read this poem. It's only meant for me. Just move along now. There's nothing here to see. Besides, I bet you'd rather, Not go out of your way.
Heres 13 quotes i like, my favorites are 9 and 11 ------------------------------ 1- the two most common elements in the universe is hydrogen and stupidity, but not in that order 2- if at first you...
Hello everyone we need your help. It's unfair the cards some of us are dealt. The struggles we go through everyday. Just for people to say. 'Look at that freak'. 'Their a right geek'.
Taking a nap In the middle of the day Does that mean I'm old. Please lie when you say Losing my breath When climbing the stairs Am I out of shape.
#bestofopuss ANGER. When my guy leaves the toilet seat up. FEAR. They don't have those gorgeous shoes in my size. SADNESS.
(An #acorn I might have to repost every few weeks..) I wish I could express my wink When I post about what I think. Please don't take offence at what I say It's just me and I roll that way.
It burns down towns, And flies in flocks, With laser eyes, It unpicks locks, With teeth, so fierce, And deathly stare, It eats your crops, It doesn't care, It hunts in flocks, To find it's...
#opussweeklychallange Hey Mol, It's Mol, at least Mol from the future...2013 to be precise. Well 2012 was good, or at least interesting.
I'm dreading to hear, On the door a *knock*, So I've hidden my jewelry, And hidden my socks. The evil ones are visiting today, Some church friends of ours.
"It seems like everyone else is in a relationship or in love. I'm just here like, 'I like that tree. That's a nice tree...'" "I really can't picture anyone having a crush on me.
Never in my life, Have I felt such pain. Oh it’s terrible. It’s driving me insane. It's like a bullet, Has driven me through. Feels like a knife has, Split me in two.