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Q) What do prisoners use to call each other. A) Cell Phones. Q) What did the water say to the boat. A) Nothing, it just waved. Q) What did the grape do when it was stepped on. A) Give a little whine.
My friend told me to stop day dreaming so much. I was so shocked I almost fell off my unicorn..
Billy asked the teacher if he could have the job of cleaning the board after she'd used it and and the teacher said "only if you can tell me the first three letters of the alphabet".
Q.What's brown and sticky A. Poo!!!!!!!!haha.
Q.What's green and hangs in a tree. A. Giraffe snot !!!!!!!haha.
bannanas in pjs coming down the stairs, bannanas in pjs coming down in pairs, bannans in pjs coming down the stairs because their own fart pushed them.
Positive:Nike just do it. Negative:Sike don't do it. As from diary of a wimpy kid..
Yo Mamma so fat when she went to the beach the whale start singin "we r family".
A stick. A stick.
Miss: Alan you've got your shoes on the wrong feet!. Alan: But Miss these are the only feet I've got!!.
Dad: Jimmy stop playing your saxophone or else I will go mad. Jimmy: you already are dad...I stopped an hour ago!.
-I wasn't that drunk. - dude, you were hugging an old man screaming "dumbledore your alive". - I wasnt that drunk.
Teacher: Ok class I want to know your names and your favourite hobbies. Child 1: I'm Herp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub. Child 2: I'm Derp and I like watching bubbles in the bathtub.
When I was a toddler, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word.I'll never forget the first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French..
Father: What did you do today to help your mother. Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces..
Son: Dad, what is an idiot. Dad: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him can't understand him.
Mother: "Did you enjoy your first day at school?" Girl: "First day. Do you mean I have to go back tomorrow?.
A woman has three daughters, and the first one come up to her and says. "Mummy, why am I called Lily?". She replies "Because when you were born, a Lily landed on your head.".
On a scale from 1 to spongebob, how ready are you?.
-knock,knock. -who's there. - buu. -buu who. -why are you crying?. XD ~blabla2012.
What sits in a pram and wobbles Jelly babies !!!!!.
Yo mama so fat when she stood on the waying scales it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat when she wore her yellow jacket everyone was like taxi taxi.
There is a boy called bad boy he needed a poo he looked up nothing was there he looked down no one was there so he went into the middle of the road and did a poo he saw a police he quickly put a hat...