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In memory of pour Sarry, RIP..... There one was a star called Fred, He was very wise and once said, 'I feel ill, Give me a pill!' And then he went and dropped off dead.
Every pathway leads me to a dark alley,. Every footstep feels like I'm invisible to the society,. Every breath I inhale pumps my heart empty,. Every wrinkle that decorates my face haunts me,.
Look out, here he comes, Take care, guard your bums, Keep sharp, the Pant Sniper's here. Oh, Dear, what to do, Belts tight, grab a shoe, Perhaps you should put down that beer...
Just a fun one. The lad said the test gave him trouble For he filled in every wrong bubble If he kisses some a$$ He can hopefully pass And his grade will probably double.
Why did I fail this test, To eliminate this terrible pest, I took out my gun and blew it to kingdom come, Goodbye little mouse I've been chasing for so long!!!.
#bored. I've invented a martial art that's brand new. I've decided to call it 'No Kan Du'. I can do helicopter kicks. Catch flies with chopsticks. I can do all this far better than you.
Inside my closet dwells a creature, Of huge porportion, ghastly feature. With big red horns and purple spots, He lies hid away, scheming his plots.
Be cautious when making solutions Titrations, Filtrations, Dilutions If you mix the wrong stuff You'll go up in a puff Creating some noxious pollutions..
Them floor people ain't good news, They'll bite your heels and hoard your shoes, They'll roll around and scratch the rug, Then fall asleep, yes, feeling smug, Them floory folk give ya the blues..
Carving pumpkins, big and round. Carving them, on the flat ground. Tearing out their insides too, I can make the face say boo. Imagination takes its fall, and I'm just left to clean the skull.
There once was a man named Bert, And with everyone he did flirt. He'd grin and he'd wink, But never did think, About the hearts he put on the brink..
The perils of moving residence, Include the phone company's hesitance... To get the internet switched, To the new place I'm pitched... Hence my slight Opuss negligence.
There was once an old lady, Who Loved Paul o Grady, And even stranger, She loves serious danger.
We are locked within denial, While this Monday runs its trial, As we drag our souls, Across these coals, And plaster half a smile.
There once was a girl from Maine, who was completely insane. She sang all day long, a ridiculous song. Now in my ears there's a horrible pain!.
#halloweenparty. There once was a lonely cat. It wears a witch's hat. It looked above. The skies with doves. And smiled with mischieve as he sat. This cat was very black. Everything except his back.
#halloweenparty. Tonight I'll be going around. Around and around the town. With a broomstick and hat. And a black and white cat. To get the sweets and candy in town.
#emotion Age Restriction: 16 5/8 + Crude; rude; puerile; immature; possibly offensive; no artistic merit; but it made me smirk and almost made me giggle in a very childish manner similar to the time...
There once was a strange boy named Jack, Who carried a rather large sack. When asked “What’s inside?” He opened it up wide- No-one who looked came back..
There once was a young girl named Kat, Who fell for a cute guy named Matt. When Matt said no and got with some Ho, Kat knew Matt was a twat..
There was once a omen called God. Who was invisible, couldn't poke with a rod. Worshiped by all, They felt like fools. As he was imagined, made up, by Tod. ©Odd.
#bored. So I once went out on this date. With this girl and one of her mate's. I was on to a winner. But first we had dinner. This night was going to be great. Now Ann and Pam were there names.
@naaviie There once was a man with a erection... Who didn't use protection. Herpies he caught, From the woman he sought... Now he's a walking infection. ©Odd.
My money is kept in a chest, The lock is far better than best, It's lock is pure gold, And incredibly old, But a thief stole the chest and ran west..