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Little Larry and Gina are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Larry goes to Gina's father to ask him for her hand.
Once upon a time, there was a little boy called Timmy (aka Little Tim Tim.) Little Tim Tim was asked by his teacher Mr Swift "Do you know the first 4 letters of the alphabet?" "Nope (herp derp face...
Master Yu: May I help you . Detective James Carter: I'll be asking the questions old man. Who are you. Master Yu: Yu. Detective James Carter: No, not me. You. Master Yu: Yes, I'm Yu.
A blonde walks into a pet store and 10 minutes later, she walks outside smiling. The clerk then see's a goldfish flopping on the floor so he runs out and asks the blonde, "why are you so happy miss?".
A blonde and brunette works in a coffee shop but theirs no business around so they watch the tv in the back. They were watching the 6:00 news . The news was about a man who jumped off a cliff.
This is a true story. I was walking to my local music store in my lunch break, taking my guitar to be restrung. A rather cocky young kid said to me "you can't have a guitar, you're in a suit".
This boy has just taken his girlfriend back to her home after being out together, and when they reach the front door he leans with one hand on the wall and says to her, "Sweetie, why don't you give...
A guy goes down for breakfast and it is quite obvious that his wife has the hump with him. He asks what is the matter.
There was a Blonde on an aeroplane who couldn't read. When she went to the loo there was two buttons but she couldn't read what they said. So she asked an assistant what the big red button said.
On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
One day 4 aliens arrived on earth. They wanted to learn English.
A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about an urgent problem with one of the main computers.
A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike just the right...
Just to be clear the twist was a famous dance in the 50's It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He's a pretty hip guy with his own car.
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F " (letters only).
A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together.
Airport Security alerted an airline crew to keep an eye a blonde passenger who appeared excessively nervous and shifty-eyed.
A young blonde was onvacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in theworst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
A blonde guy was sitting in a bar when he spots a very pretty young woman. He advances towards her when the bartender says to him, "Don't waste your time on that one.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A Harrods bag was seen one day. Discarded in the street. Upon first glance it seemed to hold. Some cheeses and some meat. A passer-by had noticed this. And soon he'd spread the word.
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car. Inside, he noticed a bag labeled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside.
A small Irish bald man storms into a local bar and demands, "Gimme a double of the strongest whiskey you got.
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game. "I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.