Dodgy alarm, Appraisals, Taxi Service and Bottles
Well nearly three weeks since I returned to work and things are still ok...
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Toilet Woes !
LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THINKS HE HAS BEEN IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE GOES IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY IS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK.
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The Flu
Today not feeling blue. But woke with my worst fear, the damn flu. Had a heavy head before going to bed. This time wasn't my Glen it was a pill that was red. Still I have to get up and run.
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One Sided Conversations
Oh hello small child. Aww you're adorable aren't you. All cosy in your pram. You've got a great view of the world from down there. Here, show me a smile!...not gonna smile at me. *sniff* okay then.
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Morning Ritual
#household. No need for an alarm clock bell. Before sunrise three kids yell. Their early morning wake up call. Bags to pack, breakfast for all. To shut them up I can't press snooze.
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Works Over!
Work is over for another week. Now relaxation is what I seek. My kids and Xbox form my plan. Do as little as I possibly can. 13 hour days getting me down. Weekend smile replacing the frown.
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Tis The Season To Be Jolly
The season is nearly upon us The one that I love best Not the one where Santa comes But the one with thermal vests Yep it's snowing in the States And soon in Europe too Scotland may even get a good...
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Changes
Due to a major change in my circumstances I may not be around as much ... I'm not leaving and will still be trying to post but as of yet I don't quite know how demanding a 2 and a half year old can...
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"Block"
So there's the term "Writers' block"... To explain that awful feeling of complete imagination emptiness that befalls a writer who's mind switches off.
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Boys Toys
My lounge looks like a bomb has exploded But I'm actually having a lot of fun I have built a race track for my sons RC cars I ain't no ordinary mum There's pillows, placemats, and coasters Lego and...
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My Son!
Random thing to share but what my son said was so adorable I had to share.
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It's Good To............watch Television
I like television, who doesn't.
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First Shoes
Oh what's a baby girl to do When she needs her first pair of proper shoes Get mummy to take her shopping after work Oh and big brother wants to be there too.
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Manic Monday? Not Really
It's ten to eight in the morning This busy working Monday The kids are still fast asleep in bed Why can't they do this on a Sunday.
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He Sees You When You're Sleeping.
Would you raise your child to be a racist, how's about an anarchist or a Liberal Democrat?. Why is it then that it is seen as OK to raise a child in a faith or religion?.
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Just The Two Of Us...
My little princess seems to be wearing devil horns and sore cheeks She's had us under her reign of terror for well over a week...
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A Few Days In Life
Prolog This story being written is a dark comedy, a diary leading up to my stay with my sisters, some things might have happened, some things might be completely made up...
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Children
Never misjudge a child. Here are some examples: (Child spills coffee on tge table) A NEGATIVE PROJECTION: Ha. This will teach them never to leave their coffee around.
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Untitled
I was thinking of an idea; it is a rather peculiar idea. The thought once struck me as a basis thought, but it carried on pestering me in different forms for a while longer.
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My First.........
#colour Woke up feeling cheery Now I'm positively teary What has caused my frown It was Lee with his colour 'Brown' Totally uninspired My brain has become unwired Invaded by visions of...
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Water Baby
My little Poppie Rose has learnt to float.
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In The Blink Of An Eye
Today's the day, That I have been dreading; Back to work, That's where I'm heading. Maternity leave, Is all over and done; Today's the day, I'll feel like the worlds worst mum.
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and.......relax
Oh I have had such a lovely Saturday With my gorgeous little family I did some underwater photography Of my two little fishes without choreography The pool was so lovely and warm Now the images I...
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❤My Heart Beat ❤
I've got cuddles galore Don't care if the weathers a bore Your cheeky smile brightens my day Even if I can't understand a word you say Babbling and cooing fills my ears Making all the grey clouds...
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