The Ex Alcoholic
I just met an ex alcoholic. He was out on a frolic. Having a fag before work. He'd been drinking that's a cert. He said to me 'I've been an alcoholic twice'. I smiled and said that nice.
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I just met an ex alcoholic. He was out on a frolic. Having a fag before work. He'd been drinking that's a cert. He said to me 'I've been an alcoholic twice'. I smiled and said that nice.
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