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A local business was looking for office help. They put a sign in the window, stating the following: "HELP WANTED. Must be able to type, must be good with a computer and must be bilingual.
The blonde girl still trailed behind me, talking about stuff I really didn't care about as if I was listening and that we were on a shopping spree.
So I was walking along the street the other day on my way to buy some bagels for lunch, when a giant panda appeared wearing a top hat and carrying a briefcase.
DOG: I'm guarding the house Good boy. DOG: BATDOG now has a signature weapon What's that. DOG: the BONERANG Worst. Weapon. Ever. DOG: I have a motto, want to hear it.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees.
My fish are magical and they grow legs this is how I know.once there was two fish one called Toffee and the other Jammy they when't on magical adventures I will tell you one.
DOG: I'm going to grow a moustache. You kinda already have one. DOG: it's not big enough Ok. How you going to do that then. DOG: DUH you buy me moustache seeds and I plant them under my nose Yep.
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest asked.
DOG: nice chat with the cat from next door I thought you hated cats. DOG: myth. Dogs love cats DOG: cats love mice.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
I crept up towards the palm tree, coconut in hand. Then, the monkey did something that shocked me. "Jedis don't eat coconuts" called the monkey. He could speak. And he's a Jedi!.
Cowboy: "That your dog?" Indian: "Yep." Cowboy: "Mind if I speak to him?" Indian: "Dog no talk." Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?" Dog: "Doin' all right." Indian: (Look...
Max wasn't just any old dog, Max was indeed a special dog with special magic powers. No one ever knew about these powers except the little boy who lived next door.
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
Once upon a time there was a person who was playing football and he wanted to get something so he crossed the road half way but he got run over by a car But one day he became a zombie and he killed...
"Curiouser and curiouser" said Alice as she strolled into Wonderland. She saw unusual beings, talking flowers, a blue caterpillar, and a tiny mouse and a mad hatter.
Little Lucy was tired of chores and rules. She wrapped up the last of the sweets and pastries from the pantry and was off.