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Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch

Hired Help

A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, "Who is this. " "This is the maid," answers the woman. "We don't have a maid," says the man.

20 1 193 words
Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch

Blonde Buckaroo

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

10 5 173 words
steely2302
steely2302

Chinese Grandfather

A man is out in the Chinese wilderness and he's hopelessly lost.

22 3 494 words
steely2302
steely2302

Maternity Ward

A young lady in the maternity ward just prior to labour is asked by the midwife if she would like her husband to be present at the birth. "I'm afraid I don't have a husband" she replies "O.K.

12 0 315 words
Noonington
Noonington

Dirty Fantasy

I can't get it out of my head, It's driving me insane. My dirty little fantasy, Calling out my name.

18 6 85 words
KANS
KANS

Eyes

A man met a woman who was blind. The two spent lots of time together and soon became to love each other.

12 10 134 words
saharin3
saharin3

The Red Man

In a red country, in a red village, in a red house lived a red man who was relaxing in his red bath.

6 1 112 words
amijoy74
amijoy74

Labor Pains

A married couple went to he hospital to have their baby delivered.

8 1 201 words
leelee101
leelee101

Field

In a field one starry night. An alien landed out of sight. Not to contact us on Earth. Crop circles his missions worth. He set to work, a whirring sound. While nobody was around.

8 2 73 words
leelee101
leelee101

Dark(ish)

It's dark and it's stormy. I'm spending the night. In an old deserted house. Think I'll be alright. It's creepy and scary. I've checked all the grounds. Been upstairs and downstairs.

6 0 114 words
mitchattitude
mitchattitude

Knock At The Door

A man is in bed with his wife when there is bang on the door. He turns over and looks at his alarm clock, and it's four in the morning.

6 0 295 words
lucandsurprise
lucandsurprise

Behind The Door

Nobody had ever been behind the door. I guess you would be put off by the screams and shouts coming from behind it. But not Jimmy. There was something about him.

2 0 113 words
confessionsofatrolleydolly
confessionsofatrolleydolly

Scarey Inflight Announcement

A plane had just took off from JFK in New York. After reaching its cruising altitude of 35,000ft, the Captain made an announcement over the P.A. "Ladies and Gentleman, this is your captain speaking.

4 0 150 words
mitchattitude
mitchattitude

I Think My Friend Is Dead

Two friends are out hunting in the woods when one of them suddenly falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes have rolled back in his head.

6 0 101 words
jonah4
jonah4

Little Red Riding Hood

Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.

14 1 140 words
Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch

Untitled

A Rabbi and a Priest get into a car accident and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but, amazingly, neither of the clerics is hurt.

12 2 200 words
DemonCarter
DemonCarter

I Love Your... Ears

A young man moved into a new flat and went to the lobby to put his name on the postbox. Whilst there, an attractive young lady comes out of the flat next to the postboxes, wearing a dressing gown.

68 7 233 words
littl3madam
littl3madam

Male Stripper

The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.

6 1 208 words
smellyfingers
smellyfingers

Fare Trade Minister

(Intro - News at Ten music) Breaking news....... "Welcome to the BB-SEE News at Ten.

24 31 243 words
desorton
desorton

Goodbye Mother

Young Simon was walking around his local supermarket picking up a few items for his evening meal when he noticed an old lady was following him.

150 3 201 words
jamesparkinuk
jamesparkinuk

Escaping Life

A young Portsmouth woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the sea. Just before she could throw herself from the wharf, a handsome young man stopped her.

54 2 215 words
Eatonlynch
Eatonlynch

BAR JOKE

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk.

4 0 111 words
nicwatt
nicwatt

Timbuktu

A priest and a shepherd from Australia participate in a TV game. After answering all the questions, there is a tie. So both are given one final assignment.

8 0 136 words
Cam
Cam

Pregnant Bullet...

A woman was pregnant with triplets. One day she decided to go for a walk when she was shot in the stomach. The Doctor said the children would be fine but they would each have a bullet inside them.

52 6 145 words
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