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It would seem we are quite a saucy bunch So I had an idea for a rhyme For whatever day I may write a bit of sauce I give it a name, like a friend of mine First we have Minxy Monday To start the week...
Constant consonants and various vowels. Used to confuse and twist in your mouth. A relentless write rigorously wrote. Spiralling sentences slipperily spoke. A wondrously winding wave of words.
I saw a teenage girl busking today. She had a great voice, and an even better pair of legs, emphasised by the short skirt she was wearing. "Any requests?" She asked the watching crowd.
I was looking in a jeweller's shop window yesterday hoping to get some idea on what to get ' She Who Must Be Obeyed ' for Christmas when I had to look twice at a certain piece.
Twisting and shaping words and vowels Flooding out like emptying dodgy bowels. Paragraphs lining up like steps on a ladder Rhymes pouring out like a really full bladder.
#glensbored. There's a big hungry lion named Ted. Who got angry went he wasn't being fed. He escaped from his cage. And was full of rage. But he got shot, so now Ted's dead.
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I am a master debater buff wristed argumentator. must now or a crime it will be later shocked-faces, sirens, biased adjudicator. speed or danger, I'll be frank I decide on visual aid or the bank.
Person: So, do you like any sports.
I have the necessary koalaifocations says the koala bear. Your koalaifocations are completely irrelephant says the elephant. Don't listen him, he's lion, says the lion.
(Never done this kind of poem before so be kind!) I'm exploring a Literary Jungle, The creatures here are very humble.
I try to conceal my desires, I am not alone, though a lady of leisure. Just me and my sexy partner, to tease and excite me to pleasure.
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Ooh la la and ha ha ha, A pint of something sweet and then a ra ra ra, Boom boom boom and cha cha cha, A double act of sin can get us far far far. Oh bon dieu and sacre bleu.
(not mine) Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?. Everyone is entitled to their own opinion.
Hello fellow Opussians (Just learnt that ;) I'm on the quest to find as much insanely coincidental material I can... I love Anagrams and try to fit them in my work wherever I can.
I love women, but I feel like you can't trust some of them. Some of them are liars, you know. Like I was in the park and I met this girl, she was cute and she had a dog.
On the bing, bang, yike. I love a bit of Spike, And all the monkeys say so should you. There's a vase, a bin, a shed, Get his books. Get them read. He'll become your favourite too.
I invented by the devil. R ight up there with cats. O nly sado masochists. enjoy it. N othing else I can say. about that. I hate it with a passion. N othing makes it sweet,.
I have a challenge for you oven cookers....on a poetry site I post on called the poetry sanctuary, there was a challenge to write a poem without using the letter I.....it was really fun and easier...
Sharp as knives, blunt as bricks Use 'em well to get some kicks Make you laugh, make you cry Lay you low or get you high Used each day without a thought Seriously or just for sport Really good for...
Me: There's something I've wanted to tell you from the first day we met. Friend: What.
I wanted to be a lumber jack but I just couldn't hack it. I wanted to be a photographer, but I just couldn't picture myself doing it. I wanted to be a bin man but I'd be rubbish.
If I go to get my hair cut but I must speak backwards, Then surely it makes sense to say I'm not.