A Blonde Job Interview
A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics.
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Weekend Over
It's time to go back to work, Back to the funless place. Your fun now is over, Or the boss will be on your case. From spreadsheets to blueprints, All across the land.
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Mc Donald's Application
This is an actual job application that a 17 year old boy submitted to McDonald’s in Florida… and they hired him because he was so honest and funny. NAME: Greg Bulmash. SEX: Not yet.
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You Can't Run A Hose In Skinny Jeans...
So I'm training to be a fire fighter. It's awesome, as far as I'm concerned it is a definite career path for me.
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Untitled
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
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New Job
A guy went to the local council for an interview for a job in the office.
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Only Three Doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
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Steve
Steve works at my school. No one is exactly sure what his precise role is. Caretaker. Probably. But it doesn't seem to say enough to describe Steve. Everyone loves Steve.
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The Plan
In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was completely without substance. And darkness fell upon the faces of the Employees.
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10 Bad Excuses for Being Late
1. There was an explosion on my street and I had to help the police with casualties. 2.
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Poked In The Eyes
My workplace is always full of joy. Just a few days ago one of my colleague and good friend, K, was wearing a t-shirt with a pair of eyes on his chest.
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An Englishman, Scotsman And Irishman
There was an Englishman, Scotsman and Irishman working on a building site. Everyday, during their lunch break they would make their way to the top of the scaffolding and eat their packed lunches.
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Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
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Job
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.
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Construction Worker Joke
Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him.
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Only Three Door
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city.
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