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Imagine how much better life would be if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you woke up, you could plug your pillow into your computer, and watch them over again!.
Yesterday 26th April 2012 I lost my best friend, my companion, my housemate, my pet and worse of all a part of me.
I am finally old enough to realize my father was right, but now my kids think I am wrong..
I really hate when people ask people to like or repost their stuff. That's annoying, and if your stuff was worth it, people would be doing that without you asking.
A whole double bed to myself. Having been sharing a single for the past few weeks now, it's a welcome change. Although I feel a bit lonely!.
My number one rule in life, it's nice to be nice. Probably because I believe in what goes around comes around. KARMA..
Burns from hair straighteners are the worst!.
You say: "ere thrice the sun done salutation to the dawn" And you claim these words as your own But I've read well, and I've heard them said A hundred times, maybe less, maybe more If you must write...
....DEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ.
What's the weirdest thing you've ever heard. For me, it's gotta be “Sorry, I didn't hear you - I was breathing through my ears.” Can you get any weirder than that?!.
Sooo hungry, time for a healthy dose of unhealthy food..
Today, I will be celebrating my 21st birthday. Whew!.
English exams today :(.
The unknown reason why you just broke out in song..
That time when your reading a book and you relize 3 hours have past.
Best ever : But I love you Worst: I love you but I'm going sleep now night night.
Turns out, when an officer asks you why you're not wearing your seatbelt when you're driving, pretending to have arms like a T-Rex is only hilarious to you.....
Stop, drop and roll isn't just an effective fire safety tip.. It's also an interesting way to get out of those boring conversations...
Sometimes when I'm alone, I lie on the floor and pretend I'm a carrot..
(most of them) OHH EEM GEEE ITZ LYKE HARRY STYLES HE'S LIKE SO FIT. I WOULD MARRY HIMZ I HAVE LYKE OVER 400 PHOTOS OF HIM ON MY BLACKBERRY!!!.
We haven't talked for more than a month..I'm starting to think if I annoy you. You talk to my friends....
When you forget to catch your friend in a trust exercise and they break their nose :3.
What can one say. How about 'rainbow fog'?.
Ask me a question you don't know me..