Some Wisdom To Live By
Never trust a man who, when left alone in a room with a tea cozy, doesn't try it on. - Billy Connolly.
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" Everyone praises his native land " ( And none more so than Scots)" " In Scotland everyone is sociable until someone steals their whisky " " Better than gold is a tale rightly told ".
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Common Sense
Common sense is so rare it should be classified as a superpower..
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“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and...
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"Hang the sense of it all and just try and keep yourself occupied" - Douglas Adams.
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Time Is A Teacher
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz.
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Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan.
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When Opening a Present
"I was hoping for some heroin, but I guess the wafflemaker will do." ~ A drug addict.
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Trouble
I don't usually go looking for trouble, trouble usually finds me. -Harry Potter.
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Money
Money can't buy you happiness, but you would rather be crying in a limo, wouldn't you?.
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Just A Life Motto
"Never try, never fail." -Robots.
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Male Thinking
We have a brain and we have a penis - unfortunately, only enough blood to use one at a time - Robin Williams.
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its not about the image-its about the words within.
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Painkiller
I took a painkiller this morning, so how come you're still alive??.
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Just Fruits
I remember a time when Apple and Blackberry were just fruits. -Anonymous.
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Idiots & Their Stupidity
Never underestimate the stupidity of idiots. Never..
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Stapling Water
Whoever said "Nothings impossible", obviously never tried stapling water to a tree..
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Apples And Onions
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. An onion a day keeps everyone a day..
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Come on, you know you love me, let's hug it out bitch..
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Spell It Right!
I feel accomplish when I show someone off on how to spell a word correctly. ;).
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Smile
No matter what happens smile.... To confuse people :D.
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Life Is Like A Book
There's a beginning and an end, and a bunch of stuff happens in the middle. #rubbishquotes.
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Happiness
Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it.
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Today i saw something that reminded me of you. But dont worry i flushed and it went away..
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