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Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, Mary, who created the universe.
I'm just a weird girl. Trying NOT to be individual. Trying to fit in. Trying to be popular..
It was freshman or sophomore year of high school, and we were working on our projects in the computer lab.
My baby cousin said to me 'let's play hide and seek!' so I said 'okay, I will count and you hide.
Little Johnny comes home from school one day and asks his mother what "shit" meant. Thinking fast she replied "food on the table".
Two Mexicans have been lost in the desert for days. Crawling on their hands and knees and at death's door, they see a tree in the distance.
Bloke not feeling well, rushing for his train. Has attack of the shits and craps himself. Buys a new pair of trousers from shop in the station.
Friend has a dog that jumps into nextdoor’s garden. Tears up garden, flower beds etc and then appears with a dead bunny in its mouth. Friend panics.
A good friend of mine purchased some long-haul trucking sim for his PC; spent literally a full day making his way across the US only to realise he forgot to attach the trailer before he set off.
Our mutual friend Anna was house/dog sitting for her boyfriends parents while he and his parents were away visiting family, the dog was very old and quite sickly.
This actually did happen to a real person, and the real person was me. I had gone to catch a train. This was April 1976, in Cambridge, U.K. I was a bit early for the train.
The morning after a heavy night on the ale I was in the shower, hung over and generally not feeling too pleasant.
After a night out me and my girlfriend went back to her house, where it was agreed I would be staying over.
I was with a different girlfriend - before the story above had happened. We were young and I was living with my folks at the time.
I will tell my story, but going by the reactions on here to some fairly normal activities, I am prepared to called all kinds of a liar.. I will tone it down so it seems more normal.
The friend’s family is entertaining an exchange student. Exchange student arrives at the house where the family has prepared a lovely lunch out on the patio.
Old lady in florida returns to her car after shopping, upon doing so she sees 4 youths trying to get into her car.
Very first time I am being introduced to them, my then gf (now wife)’s mum asks my gf ‘would [name] like drink’, my gf says ‘he can speak for himself mum he isnt deaf and dumb’ - at which point I put...
There was a keepy uppy tournament at our hostel in Buenos Aires, a bit of a party hostel tbf.
“ On my wedding night, pissed as a fart, it got to the end of the night where there was me, the wife and her parents.
I was 17 years old and had just got my first girlfriend.
Welcome to the tortures of teenage life: walking upstairs at a house party to hide from the possibilities of socialising and telling your mother it is 'cooler' upstairs and then she goes "Are your...
By Will -------------------- Ouch o were is my arm o hello python what why is my arm in your mouth o I can tickle you because I can move my fingers.
FRIENDSHIP- NONE OF THAT SISSY CRAP. 1. When ur sad - I will help u plot revenge on the bastard who made u sad. 2. When ur blue - I will try 2 dislodge whatever is choking u. 3.