Muddles Pt1
As Muggles walked back from school, a friend walked up to him. " Whacha doing Muggles," said the friend (the friend was called sam).
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There was this couple who had been married for 50 years.
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A Slapstick Story
My story is twenty thousand words long sp if you wish to read it please e mail my address. It would really mean the world to me. It is extremely popular with my year ten English class and features...
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Too Many Fires
A new firefighter was being trained by an old fire chief. "How would you react if a sudden fire flared up on the front of the building?" asked the fire chief.
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Who Lives In A Pineapple
Friend: Who live in a pineapple under the sea..... Me: I do Friend: What happened to Spongebob.
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Genie
"A man walks into a bar and notices his friend sitting alone staring at a tiny man on the table playing the piano. "Wow, look how small he is, where did you get him?!" Says the man.
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Job
My job is so fucking unbelievable. I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick.
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Lol i m speekn n txt lnguge. Its reely anoyn hw u actuly cnt rd mst of t wrds. I ht it when peepl actuly say lol. It mks me rofl nd lmao. Actuly al thse xprsons r vry ovrxagrtd wen ur nt me.
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African Safari
I stand in the middle of an african plain. Paras my guide, the man who has already saved my life, gestures to some animal droppings, "polkoku", he rumbles. The droppings are large, brown & stacked.
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Plastic Fantastic
When we met I was elated. Now I see you so deflated. Our relationship has hit a juncture. I never dreamt you’d get a puncture. You made me feel so alive. The morning that you did arrive.
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Blonde In A Film
Once there was a blonde who was playing an important part in a movie. The director says to the blonde, "Ok, if you could just kneel over there honey..." and gestures to a spot on the set.
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The British are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to...
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Safe Spider
Every morning when I went into my bathroom there was a small spider I'm my bath and no I didn't scream like a little girl every time, well I thought it was just normal but then on Sunday I decided to...
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Desperate House Pets
One day DJ top dog was in the shower when he looked out the window and saw his car being stole so he ran with his hat and bling on then grany panty looked out of her window and the car was on her...
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Musical Joke
C, E-flat, and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them.
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Chicken
Why did the chicken cross the road. I actually don't know because I don't tend to know a lot about the movavation of a chicken.
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tonight Twas Drinking Night
The night was dark and nothing could be heard apart from the odd drunk man thuding onto the curb. For tonight twas the night that men go out drinking. But sudenly a man walks into a bar "ouch!".
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My Pet Dragon
My dragon is a tricky pet, Last week I took him to the vet He barely fitted through the door And caused a terrible uproar The dogs all whined, the cats they hissed The rat, I’m told, will be sadly...
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Warranty
"Warranty void if removed". I pondered over the label on my new bride's underwear..
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The Three Horses
In a bar, there are three horses. The first one bragged, "I was in a race today, and I was last running.
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Alphabet Story
Alien warships descended upon the lonely shack. Bernard, whom the shack belonged to, was worried to say the least. Cows were usually the biggest trouble he came across living in the middle of a field.
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Little Jonny's Rattle
Little Jonny had dropped his rattle down the toilet – Mother would not be pleased.
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The Fluffy Bunnies, The Hamster and The Monster A tale of terror, bloodshed and suspense "BOO!" said the monster.
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Ever had a dream were you were drowning or being suffacted and then woken ip to find a boxer dog lying on your chest Yea True story.
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