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A lady is going into labour. There is now new technology where the pain can be transferred to the father. Her husband who was standing next to her agreed he should have half the pain.
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A lady is going into labour. There is now new technology where the pain can be transferred to the father. Her husband who was standing next to her agreed he should have half the pain.
Always dream happy dreams because you never know they may come true..
Trying to find new in old. Trying to be me, And still do what I'm told. Close to the happy ending, So I cut some corners. Ended up landing Among mourners.
Anybody ever done a Physics NAB in S3?. I need help!!!.
Falling from the clouded sky, Watching life passing by. Years and years I did fall, I didn't feel like me at all.
And the new word is........... Candle. Sorry if it's already been done before, I don't do these often. Hope there are lots of new enterers, please tag me in the comments.
But God hath chosen the foolish things of the world to confound the wise; and God hath chosen the weak things of the world to confound the things which are mighty; (1 Corinthians 1:27 KJV).
How can we. How can we eat until we nearly explode when people elsewhere in the world struggle to find a grain of rice.
Fresh air My lungs gasp for fresh air, they are being starved. No oxygen to end my pain. Go search for the precious air. Why is there no oxygen. No oxygen because humans have been cutting down trees.
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Annoying little sister I have a younger sister who is as annoying as can be. She always gets me into trouble when it wasn't even me. My little sister so perfect with her Puppy dog eyes.
Like a shooting star illuminates the dark night sky , you have lightened up my life and even if just for a moment , I would not change a thing..
Team Edward Or Team Jacob???.
My cousin/ best friend I have a cousin who is the same age as me. She makes me laugh as she is as dumb as can be. She laughs at herself and at me as I'm no better I'm as boring as can be.
Reading a book Whilst reading a book you have that sensation that you just can't explain. It tingles though your body whilst you guess what will happen next.
Finally got an Instagram. I'm jimiestubelt so please follow. I'll follow back:).
A baseball team in Japan is believed to be cursed by KFC founder Colonel Sanders..
It must have taken 30Seconds to write the lyrics to Trolololol!.
Global warming Do you see the flowers grow and the bees that pass by, if carry on the same it will all be just a lie.
if you ever lose something it's too late to hold on the grip doesn't exist because it's also already lost. hold early..
Red- Anger, love, fear, passion. Pink- Girly, love, cheeky, beautiful. Purple- Mystical, calming, pretty, gorgeous. Blue- Cold, winter, sassy, different. Green- Summer, bright, refreshing, moist.
Red Poppy's move in the sun, For all of this who lost their son. Soldiers die every day, Silence is how we pay.
I feel so free now that I'm single. I feel like i can do whatever I want to now. I can talk to whoever I want and whenever I want to.
The earths age is. 4.54 billon years old ..The average age that a human lives to is 75 ..