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Phone Girl Continued
One night i sat staring at my muted television waiting for my pink phone to start its shrill melody announcing a caller wishing to hear my dulcet tones, hear how very much i want, no.
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Walk A Mile In My Shoes
I lubricated my passionate side with the best part of a joint that lay in situe Atop a can of stale beer next to my bed.
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The Awkward Silence
1. When the teacher tells off the class and everyone goes silent and you need to sneeze. 2. You've told a joke and you start laughing but stop suddenly because no one else is laughing. 3.
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Untitled
Ok so i quit I'm so sick of this job last caller wanted me to discus crapping with him i kid you not. How do guys get so weird?. How is that a turn on?!..
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Phone Girl
Ring ring..."Hi this is Roxy.. What fantasy may i be for you today?.. Hmmm yes that sounds great!"..click. charming Bye to you too. Thats another couple quid..
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SINGING , ISN'T ALLOWED AT HOME !?
I really can't imagine myself , sitting in a corner , just bowing down my head over my ipad , and not saying a word , because , once I do I'll be repremanded . OOOOOOOOHHHH SOOOOO WIIIIEEEERD !.
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Not A Lot Of People Know That!
If you have iBooks I recommend downloading the free book "not a lot of people know that". It is full of good laughs.
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Two Scottish Nuns In America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said to the other, "I heard that the occupants of this country actually eat dogs." "Odd," her companion replied, "but if we shall live...
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My Dream Job
Well here we are first story post. Thought I would share a whacko idea me and a friend of mine had one ridiculous evening for a job we should get.
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The 5 Stages Of Drunkenness
Smart: This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know you know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.
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Pet Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the monkey jumps all over the place, eating everything behind the bar.
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5 Important Qualities
Five Important Qualities 1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh. 3.
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A Night At The OAP Centre
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center.
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Fakes On A Plane.
I am ashamed of myself. Constantly. If I'm not doing something really embarrassing then I'm thinking about something embarrassing I did in the past. The confusing thing is I'm proud of being ashamed.
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Geek Romantic
Your eyes shine bright as a full page Flash takeover. A thousand onclick listeners respond to your quietest whisper.
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Things That Don't Make Sense
"AFTER DARK?" That would be morning. "SLEPT LIKE A BABY?" Why, did you scream, cry, and keep your parents up all night. UGG BOOTS+BOOTY SHORTS. Make up your mind. FAKE TANNER SUNSCREEN.
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Pastors Ass
The Pastor's Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again.
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Tommy Cooper Jokes
1. Two blondes walk into a building..........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 2. Phone answering machine message - '...If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...' 3.
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The Campus Of Blinding Lights
I thought that the anticipation for the results of our first internal exam would be palpable. I had visions of our daily routine being replaced by tense apprehension.
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Crusty And The First Internal Inquisition
The practice of medicine is an art. Someone told me that once. It takes a lot of studying to become proficient at it.
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Batman and Robin........Pandian, That Is
You think you know now, but you have no idea. I certainly didn't have a clue. Seconds meandered into minutes which flowed into hours which swirled into days.
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Zen And The Art Of Desecrating Cricket
Every diurnal course of my squalid perseity was utilized conceiving ways to conquer an omnipotent, invisible calumniator: BOREDOM. Let me count the ways.....8 hours a day were taken by classes.
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The A-Team and Toad Punting
By now, classes were becoming like second nature to us. Wake up, shit, brush teeth, drink coffee, go to class, sleep in class. My classmates personalities were also beginning to come out.
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